The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 7!

Yawn. Let’s start this up before I have to die of boredom, okay?

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES BY DEST1,AND MASTERCHEEZE!

BLAH BLAH BLAH COPYRIGHTS BLAH BLAH BLAH. . .

In a world with people who are drunk, people who are playing two roles, AND PEOPLE WHO DOESN’T FOLLOW ZEH RUULES!!! A new person awakens. His name is nArUto0546! The *coughdumbcough* SMART-ARSE NUUB!!

We now have a song to teach our younger ones about the use of drugs, acohol, and stuff.

ABC

DEF

GHI

JK-

WRONG SONG!!!

Scene 7- Ludibrium.

We don’t know how he got there, someone (ZOMG MR. MONEYBAGS!!) gave him 10k.

nArUto0546: ZMG SU PRETTI111
*Guy who is heading towards Ludi Pq*: Wha?
nArUto0546: ZMG U DET111
Dest1: Hello O_O.
nArUto0546: zmg u mke meee
Dest1: What are you talking about? O_<
nArUto0546: ZMG Dnt U MAe ths srie clld smrt ars-
Dest1: Hold on there a second. *Goes onto MMOTales website*
nArUto0546: zmg im watngg
Dest1: You know, your right! I do!
nArUto0546: zmg im famusss
Dest1: You know, you sound kinda like my nuubie.
nArUto0546: zmg i du//??
Dest1: YEH! You do!! How about you star in my next Smart-Arse series? Series 7?
nArUto0546: sre1111
Dest1: Okay! On with the show!!

30 MINUTES LATER~!

Yawn. Let’s start this up before I have to die of boredom, okay?

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCES BY DEST1, nArUto0546, AND MASTERCHEEZE!

BLAH BLAH BLAH COPYRIGHTS BLAH BLAH BLAH. . .

In a world with people who are drunk, people who are playing two roles, AND PEOPLE WHO DOESN’T FOLLOW ZEH RUULES!!! A new person awakens. His name is nArUto0546! The *coughdumbcough* SMART-ARSE NUUB!!

We now have a song to teach our younger ones about the use of drugs, acohol, and stuff.

ABC

DEF

GHI

JK-

WRONG SONG!!!

Scene 7- Ludibrium.

We don’t know how he got there, someone (ZOMG MR. MONEYBAGS!!) gave him 10k.

nArUto0546: ZMG SU PRETTI111
*Guy who is heading towards Ludi Pq*: Wha?
nArUto0546: ZMG U DET111
Dest1: Hello O_O.
nArUto0546: zmg u mke meee
Dest1: What are you talking about? O_<
nArUto0546: ZMG Dnt U MAe ths srie clld smrt ars-
Dest1: Hold on there a second. *Goes onto MMOTales website*
nArUto0546: zmg im watngg
Dest1: You know, your right! I do!
nArUto0546: zmg im famusss
Dest1: You know, you sound kinda like my nuubie.
nArUto0546: zmg i du//??
Dest1: YEH! You do!! How about you star in my next Smart-Arse series? Series 7?
nArUto0546: sre1111
Dest1: Okay! On with the show!!

20 MINUT-

Everyone: ZOMG STOP REPEATING YO SELF!!
Me: FINE!!
((We have saved you the trouble of reading everything over again by continuing our current scene.))

nArUto0546: zmg ths fnn111
Dest1: Oh my gosh, so much work!!
nArUto0546: zmg sht up11 i da star1111
Dest1: Shut up before I won’t pay you.
nArUto0546: zmg111
Dest1: Whatever. . .
nArUto0546: zmg i wnt mi mny1111
Dest1: NO!
nArUto0546: ysss
Dest1: NO!
nArUto0546: zmgg *Hacks into Dest1’s account*
Dest1: *Back into account* ZOMG YOU TOOK ALL MY STUFF!!
nArUto0546: *Now 5million mesos richer* Zmg sht up *runs*
Dest1: ZOMG THAT NOOB!!!
nArUto0546: lol lolololololololololololololololololololol
Dest1: WAAAAA I GOT HACKED!!! *Goes into FM* ZOMG I GOT HACKED, GIVE A BOY SOME MESOS!!
LotofMesosDude: OMG SHUT UP NOOB.
Dest1: *F4*
LotofMesosDude: LOL R’TARD NOOB!
Dest1: Zomg I’m gonna quit Maplestory!! ((Not really, =P))
LotofNothingDude: ZOMG GIVE ME YOUR STUFF!!!
Dest1: SHUT UP! *Logs off*
LotofNothingDude: WAAA I WANT STUFF!!
LotofMesosDude: OK! Here! *gives LotsofNothingDude 50mil*
LotofNothingDude: Yay!

((We now meet up with our noob in the Ludibrium Pq Area.))

nArUto0546:ZMG I RCH111
MasterCheeze: Waa?
nArUto0546: zmg sht up nub11
MasterCheeze: No really, Waa?
nArUto0546: zmg i gut 5mill nd u dnt nubbb
MasterCheeze: No dude, speak up. I just came back from a party. . .
nArUto0546: ZMG I GUT 5MIL AND U DUN NUUUUUUUBBBBBBB
MasterCheeze: Ooh, I thought you had said, hold on. *Throws up* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!! Ok. Sorry, had too much booze.
nArUto0546: zmg i wnt boze111
MasterCheeze: Sorry *disoriented* I don’t have any boobs. . .
nArUto0546: zmg u nuub1111111111
MasterCheeze: What? You want some buzz?
nArUto0546: zmg nuuuuuuubbb
RandomYou: LOL LOOK AT THOSE NOOBS!!
nArUto0546: lololollolololololololol u nobb
MasterCheeze: I’m not a pencil, I’m a- *throws up* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!
nArUto0546: zmg it on mi shuee
RandomYou: LOL NOOB!
MasterCheeze: *disoriented* You know what? This reminds me back when I was just a boy. . .

Everyone: FLASHBAAAAACK!!!!

MasterCheeze: I was just a weeny boy, when I met the girl of my dre-
nArUto0546: zmg sht upp
MasterCheeze: Zomg I was just telling a- *throws up* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!
RandomYou: Hey, nArUto0546, want to make 10 million mesos?
nArUto0546: ok111111111111111
RandomYou: Give me your account then! It’s that simple!
nArUto0546: zmg ok111111
*RandomYou steals nArUto0546’s 5mil*
nArUto0546: *Back into his account* zmg i lst all mi mny11111
RandomYou: *Back on* No I didn’t.
MasterCheeze: ZOMG REPOR-*throws up* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!
nArUto0546: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
RandomYou: ZOMG IT’S ALL ON MY CLOTHES!!!
GMDude: RandomYou, have you hacked this here boy?
*Everyone In Ludi Pq*: ZOMG A GM!!! WE LUV U!!!
RandomYou: NUUH!
nArUto0546: yuhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MasterCheeze: ZOMG, WHEN I THROW UP, THAT MEAN THE NOOB IS TELLING THE TRUTH!!-*throws up* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!!!
GMDude: The vomit says it all.
*RANDOMYOU HAS BEEN BANNED FOR SCAMMING.*
GMDude: Well, for your help to ban people, here is a little gift! *summons Pianus*
nArUto0546: zmg big fih1111111
MasterCheeze: This reminds me of the time I caught that-
nArUto0546: zmg ths no tme fr flshbck *dies*
MasterCheeze: It all started whe- *dies*
Everyone in Ludi Pq*: *dies* ZOMG WE HATE GMS!!! *Everyone buys hacks*
GMDude: I haven’t left the Ludi Pq yet, bishes!! *Bans everyone*
nArUto0546: lol i nt bnd111
GMDude: Because you don’t know how to use the hacks!! LOLOLOOL!!
MasterCheeze: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!

THE END! Thank you for reading it, like it. (NOW!)

9 thoughts on “The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 7!”

  1. So sorry, But I didn’t really bother reading much of that, Could you NOT repeat one part OVER and OVER again?
    Just a suggestion,

    ~Minois~

  2. Overall, I think that it was great .

    Reminds me of 5 hours ago .

    -I went into SEA, tormented the guild master <3 and. . . he puked on me, using the vomit emoticon!-

    ^^

  3. Heh, I liked this

    And yea, the repetition was actually part of the humor . . . anyone with the mental capacity of a fetus understands that.

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