The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 3.

Yuh babai. I back. Lol, I was never really gone. Ok, forget what I said *shifty eyes*. I am starting too make sense that my sentences don’t make sense anymore. Prolly cause typing like an illiterate noob is causing me brain damage. Well in that case, HOLY MOLY! Wait! I’m supposed to be typing the story by now, right? Wait. *reads past blogs* Nevermind. I right now would be typing the intro part. OR WOULD I? Will I? I don’t know. BLEHCK! Back to the main point.

IT’S THE SMART-ARSE NUUB SCENE 3! And boy, do I have a special suprise for everyone today! I have special guest/blog appearences by Fenrir and Ganzicus! WOO! Clap everyone! Claaap! *Silent* Damnit. Well, on with it.

ALL PEOPLE IN THIS BLOG ARE NOT REAL, IF THEY ARE, DEAD OR ALIVE, THEN THEY ARE HIGHLY COINCIDENTAL. EXCEPT FOR THE GUEST APPEARANCES.

In a world with korean animators, houses built on leafs, and people who go on MMOTales, there awakens a new person. His name is nArUto0546! The Smart-Arse Nuub!

*uncatchy temporary theme song plays*

He’s a smart-arse nuub!
He’s a kid who likes naruto,
but he doesn’t know who that is,
he can’t spell,
THATS why he’s the smart
ARSE
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!!

Scene 3- Ellinia.

*Wait! How did he get to Ellinia so fast?!*

nArUto0546: so grnn1!11
SmartNewb: Yes it is.
nArUto0546: hy1! hw cme u sho smrt!21!?
SmartNewb: Well, it is green here.
nArUto0546: hw cn u knw!222/2/@??
nArUto0546:Ony i knw1111111
SmartNewb: < _ <
nArUto0546: hw u du tht@!?@!?2!
SmartNewb: Figure it out yourself.
nArUto0546: bt i nob11211!@1
SmartNewb: Exactly.
nArUto0546: u sppsd tu hlp nobb111212!@@
SmartNewb: You shouldn’t have left Maple Island so fast.
nArUto0546: wre tht121@?!?@
SmarNewb: It’s where your character was created. Heard of it?
nArUto0546: mAB111
SmartNewb: -.-
nArUto0546: LK1!! T THT GUI FRM MOT1112@1
Ganzicus: You mean MMOT?
nArUto0546: YH1
Ganzicus: Ok…well, I am in the middle of making comic 31, so move aside.
SmartNewb: Where are your manners?!
Ganzicus: They’re back at that ball of fire from comic 30.
SmartNewb: OoH.
nArUto0546: u famus1!mke me fmus1!!!
Ganzicus: *In the middle of taking ss* You ruined my comic!!!
nArUto0546: meh
Ganzicus: Yes! meh!!
nArUto0546: u mn u?
Ganzicus: What? No I don’t mean me! I mean meh as in u!!
SmartNewb: Inproper spelling bit the cat.
nArUto0546: i dnt gt a ct1!!1
Ganzicus:<_<
Ganzicus: Moving on.
*Fiery vortex pops out from the sky*
nArUto0546: hehahsjahjahsj!11 ths prt gudd1! thgy alwy kll gancuz1!
Ganzicus: It’s special effects, dude.
SmartNewb: Bleh! I don’t want any part of this madness!! *runs before vortex sucks him in*
Ganzicus: *starts getting sucked into vortex*
nArUto0546: *starts getting sucked into vortex*
nArUto0546: u sy spcial fx111
Ganzicus: Well, uh, sorry?
nArUto0546: i don lke u1!?
Ganzicus: damubbqman u nub!!
nArUto0546: *F4’s*
Ganzicus: How do you even know how to F4?!?!

And soon, our noob and our speedy comic producer was sucked into the vortex, their 2-d bodies laying lifeless on the ground. And soon, the alien from comic 30 came and ate their bodies. Ganzicus’s for the second time.

Ganzicus: *Eyes popping open* Where am I??!
nArUto0546: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee i m 3d1!@!1
Ganzicus: Your right! I am too! Perhaps, very badly made 3-d.
nArUto0546: ewewewewwwwwwwww u ugy!!
Ganzicus: I’m not ugly!
Fenrir: *In the middle of interviewing a captured lobster*
nArUto0546: ooooooo lk it fnir!111
Fenrir: Hey! I know you! *points at Ganzicus* You make comics!
Ganzicus: That I do.
nArUto0546: i smrt1!1! i fund ferin1!1
Fenrir: That’s Fenrir, to you!
nArUto0546: fnrin!!
Fenrir: Fenrir!!
nArUto0546: ferirn!1!
Fenrir: Fenrir!!
Ganzicus: JUST SHUT UP!!
nArUto0546: oooo u crse1/1/1
*Ganzicus and Fenrir: <_<
nArUto0546: whr votrx?1/
Ganzicus: It usualy just disspears whenever it sucks me in.
Fenrir: No, it usually appears in a different form in your next comic.
Ganzicus: You actually study my comics?
nArUto0546: i lke pie11?!!11?1
Fenrir: *is suprised by nArUto0546 intelligence*
Ganzicus: Aha! Your first real word! I spotted it!! *spams about what he just saw* Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Fenrir: I saw it first!!
nArUto0546: *acts cute* i smrt.

And THAT! Started another vortex.

Ganzicus: what! Another freaking vortex?! We ain’t even publish comic 31 yet!
Fenrir: ACK! TOO POWAFUUL! NUUUUUU!!
nArUto0546: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Again, we are back at Ellinia, except Fenrir is here.

Ganzicus: *falls hard on buttchecks* OW! MY ARSEY!!!
Fenrir: *Lands headfirst onto Ganzicus* OW!!! *Big lump on head* *Faints*
nArUto0546: *Has parachute* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *doesn’t know how to open it* weeeeeeeeeeeee
*lands on two feet* tht wuz funnnnnnnnnn1!111 agn!1 aghn1!111!!
Ganzicus: *rubbing buttchecks*
Fenrir: *passed out*
nArUto0546: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
nArUto0546: o wll, i lke lefs!11 *leans on stomach to study* oooo a buhg1!1 *leans closer* sssooo cut3!1!111 *falls off tree ledge*
nArUto0546: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1!1!!!!

And there you go. The end of The Smart-Arse Scene 3. And I still haven’t said that the title is a misnomer yet.

And note to the readers: This blog has bee made before Ganzicus’s Episode 31 comic.

13 thoughts on “The Smart-Arse Nuub Scene 3.”

  1. This 3rd one is funnier than its predecessors, but please try making the noob a little more, literate?

  2. EpicTales said: ” This 3rd one is funnier than its predecessors, but please try making the noob littl more, literate?”

    Well thank you. But, he wuldn’t seem as unintelligent as I portray him as. I suppose you don’t know what a misnomer is? Look it up.

  3. Dest1 said: “

    EpicTales said: ” This 3rd one is funnier than its predecessors, but please try making the noob littl more, literate?”

    Well thank you. But, he wuldn’t seem as unintelligent as I portray him as. I suppose you don’t know what a misnomer is? Look it up.”

    All I meant was: don’t make the noob’s speech too difficult for some of us to understand. >_>

  4. You made me pass out!?

    NO ONE MAKES ME PASS OUT.

    *transforms cos’ dear biological clock says to transform into a werewolf time*

    RRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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