The return of nArUto0546.He’s been on vacation for…probably a year possibly? Hm. Also, he’s been at teh (virtual) school. And he’s learned how to type!

Dest1’s definitions:
Danity Kane: A group of singing females who can’t write their own music.
“Damaged”: A song by Danity Kane.
SouljaBoy: The one guy who killed hiphop.
OG: Original Gangster.
Internet Etiquette: link

Unfortunately, we here at TS-AN lost our intro music, so we will take you immediately to the show!

Scene ??? – FM ch 1

nArUto0546: In my opinion, you’re a noob.
szukae1: …no u
nArUto0546: I think the term is “No you”.
szukae1: …stfu, u cant tel me3 wat 2 do u frikn bob
nArUto0546: Who is this “bob” of which you speak of?
szukae1: STP BEIN A SMRT AZZ!!
nArUto0546: I am not a smart arse! I’m just more intelligent than you are.
szukae1: …;~; MY HERT IZ DMAGD! CN SUM1 FIX MY H-E-A-RT???
nArUto0546: I love Danity Kane!
szukae1: LOLOLOL gwey
nArUto0546: Pffbt, you’re the one who’s typing out their “Damaged” song lyrics.
szukae1: NUB! MY SIS WUZ PLYING DAT SNG N DA STER3O U NUB!
nArUto0546: Sigh, when will noobs like you learn that you’re just retarded.
szukae1: goz, hu bit ur azz an den dip u in poizzn?
nArUto0546: Sorry, but…YOUR MOM DID! LOL!
NoHumor: That was NOT funny. AT ALL. You PHAIL at life for even saying “Your mom”. Go jump into a ditch and die a cold, hungry death.
nArUto0546: Oh yeah? Maybe you need to stop criticizing people over some stupid joke.
szukae1: LOLOLOL! U SAID UR MOM!
TWSS: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
NoHumor: >_> Damnit, you stupid kids don’t know when to stop, do you?
TWSS: I’m no kid, I’m as old as your father, kid!
NoHumor: Sook mai bullz.
nArUto0546: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAI-…wait, what?
szukae1: LOLOL!!
NoHumor: szukae1, STFU and GTFO out Nexon gaymez. That’s right. I say gaymez.
TWSS: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
nArUto0546: YAH!
SouljaBoy1003232: TRICK YAH!
NoHumor: *smacks SouljaKid repeatedly*
SouljaBoy1003232: TRICK! STOP DAT OR I JUMP INTO YA HOLE!
NoHumor: O_O…*walks away slowly* Silly children acting as gangsters. Weird as heck.
SouljaBoy1003232: DATZ RITE! I’M GANSTA! IMA OG!
nArUto0546: HAHA! And I’m really Naruto.
szukae1: im acully sazuke frm naruto n thuh gurl wit da pnk hare luvsz me
nArUto0546: SHUT UP!
SouljaBoy1003232: SOULJA BOY UP IN DA HOO! WA ME CRAN DAT WA ME ROLL!
szukae1: yehhhh git JIGGY wit it
nAruto0546: Can you just be quiet for once?!
szukae1: nu, i hav fredum of spech!1
nArUto0546: >_>
SouljaBoy1003232: *cough* alzo, why dun u folo da interwebz etique??
nArUto0546: Who’s the one posing as “SouljaBoy” and is annoying everyone by reciting Soulja Boy lyrics?! HUH?!
SouljaBoy1003232: YAHH TRICK YAHH!!
szukae1: YUUUU
nArUto0546: AHHHH!
SouljaBoy1003232: GIT SILLEY!
nArUto0546: STFU! AHHH!

~In Real Life~

(Note: nArUto0546’s real name is Thomas.)

Thomas: O-M-G! SHUT UP WITH THE DANG SOULJA BOY!
Mom: What chu talkin’ ’bout, WILLIS?!
Thomas: STFU! DANG SOULJA BOY!
Mom: THOMAS! Stop the language!
Thomas: O-M-G SO ANNOYING!
Mom: O.K! Fine! I’m going down there right now!
Thomas: Sigh, stupid noobs.
Mom: *Rumbles down and smacks Thomas upside the head*
Thomas: OW! *faints*

~Several Hours Later~

Thomas: Owwie!

*Gets back to computer*

nArUto0546: HAI GUIZ! HU WAN FRE BOW…JOB!11 LOLOLOL
NoHumor: Omg. Stupid illiterate noobs.

THE RETURN OF THE SMART-ARSE NUUB blog series!

~Dest1LovesYouAllSoHePutThisSiggyHereToShowHowMuchHeDid.