Hello, I am Dest1, another one of those MMOTalers that always go on this website. Watch me lure you into my blog with a Mastercheeze type style of trap!

But first, please admire this Adorable little baby while I feed you this tasty sandwhich that I made just for you.

Mmm, delicious, ain’t it? Apparently, since I told you of my plans, I can’t lure you in here. So i’ll use this!

*Pulls you into blog and straps you down into uncomfortable seat* Hah, that’s gotta hold them.

*Shoves computer into your face* Good, now you have to read this! *Laughs maniacally* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Today, I will start off my blog with a magic trick. Watch closely as I elude you, making this water bottle dissapear in front of your naked eyes.

-Plenty of gasps-

Abra Cadabra, Sazzaam Popom, Chicken Noodle Soup, Regis Philbin, ANNNDDD!!!

-Ding-

*POOF!*

Oh Em Gee! Look what appeared! link

Aye, such a beauty. But we are swaying away from the real subject, a subject that. . .you all may know of.

*Chainsaw noise*

No not that!

*Click-clackers clacking*

Man, how I want one of those. . .*daydre-* OH EM GEE NO!!

Audience: Is it. . .THIS!?

Close, but no.

Audience: Then what is it? Is it. . .WHEEL. . .OF. . .FORTUNE?!!

OH EM EFFING GEE NO!!

Audience: Is it Maplestory??

NOOOO- I mean yes! Finally. . .

Over the past couple of weeks, I have leveled my level 46 butt to level 47, which I accomplished with Ludibrium PQ, of course. I have met many people, many nice people, many people who are freaking asses all the time. Yet, I have leveled.

You all can now stare at my awesomeness. Yah, look at it. STARE AT IT!

You People: Ow my eyes!

That’s what I thought. I’m too great for mortal eyes.

And I also leveled my level 20 archer remake of Dest1 to level 21. And over that course of time I still haven’t found a Maple Weapon yet. Saddening.

Although the Mapling part of the blog is extremely short, I will continue to add!

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I went to Scania to visit some of our fellow MMOTalers over there. No invitation to Aliyah’s wedding either! I chatted with Vanny, Mar, Nezzy, And some other dude from here. O_o. I’ll let him post that onto his blog.

Yeash, I joked on Van, I called her a “Van” and see got piss-ed. Yes, piss-ed. New word. ADD IT!

And, I found a new way to annoy a hacker. Use noobspeak. There was a hacker in the Mushie Tree, he was vaccing, but was still at the computer. He saw me, and told me to “Go away plz, cc” I ignored him and started talking like this “u hax i lke pie 2 i wnt hx u gme hax pzzz!11” he eventually got annoyed, and he changed channels. I took a screenshot, but I lost it somewhere in my C drive. Poor me. ;-;

Wee all the chatter, so much fatter. o_o

You people need to get off your arses and go outside, the air is fresh.

But the air is littered with carbon dioxide! We’ll die!

I went outside, I didn’t die.

You’ll die faster!

Treasure what you have now, bish.

Riiiiight. . .

I dunno what else to talk about. . .

So, does this mean THE END for this blog. . .AND DEST1?!

We’ll find out in the next epi-

Narrator dude, please stop doing that, or you’re fired.

You ain’t Donald Trump.

Oh yes I am.

Pssh, whatever. I quit.

What, you can’t quit!

Yes I can!

You can’t quit because I fired you!

I still quit!

Well I’m bringing you back in!

Woot!

You’re fired.

Damn!

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Now for Screenshots!

Screenshot 1: I promised I would find the guild EternalAngel in Khaini!

Screenshot 2: Dest1 = Leveled to 47. 3 away from the awesome looking level 50 threads.

Screenshot 3: Chatbox between some of the MMOers.

Screenshot 4: More chatbox.

And since there is no screenshot 5, I’ll supply you with this! Ninja Cat!

The end.

This blog will self-destruct in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

If this blog is gonna self-destruct, then there won’t won’t be a blog anymore!

You *still strapped into your chair*: Woot!

Uhh. . .Uh. . .let me rewind that.

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This blog will now stay on your face forever in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

You: NOOOOO!!!!

See, I am brilliant.

~Dest1 Productions.