Noobs Guide #3 And #4

Hey guys, it’s my 3rd installation of the Noobs Guide!

I start school the 4th, so im kinda down about that, but o well.

Actually, I Want To Do 2.

#1 Noobs Guide To BannedStory 2.

Ahem,
STOP USING IT.
IF YOU CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING CREATIVE, THAT DOESNT’T JUST INVOLVE MASHING UP SKILLS INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE COW BARF STOP USING IT.

There are many wonderful artists out there drawing thier characters, and i applaud them, in fact, if i could, I would but collars on all the kids who have previously spammed BannedStory 2 Crap, and anyone who goes within 5 inches of the desktop icon, will be painfully shocked.

So there, i said it.(Phew)

Now, for the REAL one XD.

Well, actually, it’s not even real. If someone actually follwed my Perma-Beginner Guide Last Time, They Have Guts.
And Waffles, Tasty Waffles.

Noobs Guide To Making A Sin(Sorta)

So, you want to make a Sin? Good For You!
Here are a few guidelines and tips you can follow to help you along the way!

GENERAL TIPS

1.If your making a sin, every time you do above 1 damage, tell everyone how godly you are.
People will love you so much, they will throw stuff at you!

2.Always make sure your name Has either the word “Naruto” Sasuke” Ninja” Dexless” Or “Sin” In it.
You might have to add a few numbers to the end, but what are the chances of people picking any of those names already?

3. If there is someone walking by, no matter who it is, always tell them what type of stars you are throwing, you know, in case they didn’t hate you enough already.

4. No one cares if you have Level 1 Haste.

5. right before your dark sight runs out, go find Mushmom, And Give Her A BIG hug! She has cookies for you!

Training.

Well, it doesn’t really matter where you train, as long as there are plenty of Warriors And Bandits!
The Love to watch you get EXP right in front of their faces!
Oh, and don’t forget, If you are running low on Stars, and don’t want to recharge, buy subis from someone nearby for 1 mil, what a bargain!

THE END.

7 thoughts on “Noobs Guide #3 And #4”

  1. I liked the first one. I hope your second one was a joke. (Internet sarcasm sucks. You can’t tell the difference unless you use [/sarcasm]) =(

  2. Why must people hate Naruto so much? I mean come on, they made a f****ing sequel to the 1st one. And now they’re making a movie on which Naruto dies for about 15-20 minutes of it. And if I dont have right facts may I be blown to smitherings right now!
    *explodes*
    GAME OVER*plays MMSF game over music*
    *clicks continue*
    I’ve made my point.

  3. Goes to Maplestory.

    -Creates new acc as my acc was hacked-

    -Creates character with name SasukeNaruto1232349123889735987439857301940238578SinnyDexless123281349wannabe812321374zzzz71387sotired1928391938lameguide1200-

    -starts mapling-

    -gets banned by GM-

    HEY THANKS FOR THE GUIDE!

  4. OMG LAWWWWWWWWWWWL!

    This was the funniest blog today ^_^

    Or are you angry? o_o When people are angry, they do great things O:

    >:{Damon

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