3 hours after I posted a blog expressing my dislike for falcon, I’m welcomed to MS with this (pic 1). And that was my share of irony for the day…

There is this glitch that makes archers DC when we whack(1) our bows or when mortal blow(2) triggers; since disconnecting at voodoos may mean losing your spot, I tried training somewhere else and ended up in pirates (Herb Town).
One day, this girl, Lulabelle, pops up in my screen and… does nothing. Boring, huh? Wait, it gets better. About half an hour later a 11x DK (Inhale) appears and asks me to cc, claiming that she was there first waiting for him to help her with a quest. I could’ve done that, it’s not difficult to find a channel in that map, but I wasn’t in the mood of being bullied by a noob and her pet XD.
After a few milliseconds of trying to explain that I was there first, he says “I’ll be here till I finish the quest, so stfu for 5 mins”. I could’ve asked my guild for help, but I thought they were leaving soon.
Later I try to whisper her and find out that her name actually has a combination of l’s and I’s; that’s shifty to me (it’s probably just meant to make tracking at PQs harder, I’ve watched too much CSI ). So I right-click her and choose whisper; it was useless, of course, so I proceed to defame her. Next, he defames me; funny, I thought she was cryogenically asleep.
I start to wonder why she didn’t ask me to leave or defame me herself (I shoul’ve asked), and the words ‘manipulator bish’ come to my mind; I felt so proud of being a guy at that moment -.-.
After they leave (which wasn’t as soon as I thought), I remember I still have gelt! Meh, I can be stupid sometimes.
So why is this blog under the ‘good experience’ category? Because the next day I try to find the DK in the rankings and I can’t; my guess is that he pissed several people besides me and got banned (I think she should’ve been banned, though). All I can say about that is:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*ahem*

(1) It means hitting the monster with the bow when it’s too close to fire an arrow
(2) link