Haha, I just spent an hour and a half terrorizing Broa. ^0^ m/
I finally got around to deleting my old messed up character, and making a PermaNoob for my new character. I named him BlastMule89 (a spoof on my main; BlastMage89) and rolled the dice for an hour only to end up settling on a 4/5. (I’m insanely unlucky…)

I put mongus amounts of AP into STR right off the bat, and later got some DEX, the point was I owned everybody on Maple Island. All the noobs were going O.o at my 1337 nooby damage. xD

Next I went to Victoria, and then to FM, and proceeded to transfer back all the items to my spiffy new mule.. then I ran around the Snail Hunting ground yelling at people and F5ing… *lol* Finally, I harassed people at a Maya’s house party.

At one point, a lvl1x warrior noob asked me where I got my “stars n’ stripes” item (from my other char), and I told him it was in Omega Sector. So I kindly explained to him that all he had to do was take a boat from Ellinia, survive lvl100 Crimson Balrog attacks, take another boat to Ludi, climb down 100 floors, survive golems, and then go kill 100+ lvl4x aliens. He was all like O_O and I laughed at him.
Hehe… so that’s my nooby adventure, you like?