How to get a ms gf [2]

Lol so I got bored agian, decided to think of new lines. Btw i know the chance of getting a girl to fall for this is slim. but it is funny to see the reaction on there face. Right? well here i go

1.is there a microphone in your pants or are u just happy to see me

2.Your daddy must be a terrorist cuz your the BOMB

3.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4.If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the sh**!

5.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

6.Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

7/Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

8.I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

9.If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

10.Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.

ill let u guys decide if i should make a part 3 =D

15 thoughts on “How to get a ms gf [2]”

  1. lol my first one i did was a sucess so i decided to make part 2 >_>, btw view my id for my part 1

  2. rofl XD I have one.

    I lost my Teddy Bear, would you be fine?! *puppy face*

    – VanillaPocki –

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