The Maple Community LOL

Well today was really funny. I was at STDs and i was kinda messing around with people trying to be noob. Well i usually apologize to people right after and explain what i was doing. I didnt get any real training done cause it was kinda funny. Then i met this particular couple.

They caught on to what i was doing and we all had a good laugh about it. Then the girl thought i was hindu because i pretended to talk funny. Well im not hindu, in fact im filipino and christian. The thing that amused me was that she never dropped that subject of hindus.

She started to make religious slurs against hindus and started stereotyping them. I kept telling her i wasnt hindu but she kinda went overboard. Her hubby just kept lol’ing and ksing me.

SERIOUS NOTE- I WAS NOT KSING THEM! I WAS IN DARK SIGHT EITHER SITTING OR JUST UNDER THE LADDER.

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Soon they tried KSing me but failed because:
1. I was in dark sight so basically they are just training, not ksing
2. The only time i attacked was when she was typing up some racial slurs so i used drain to get some HP back.

They called up a lot of their friends ranging from 5x-6x. It was kinda fun because i was in dark sight watching friends ks each other instead of trying to KS me. I had a friend in the map before and i went there to check up on him. This is when they split up their force of 5 people and ksed all over. It pissed off my friend and his wife so i just went back to the other map to watch these people try to ks.

Anyways these people amuse me! I didnt do anything but pretend to act noobish and they took it overboard.

There was also one point where i couldnt resist to strike back (blame my rl friends)

Me- *in darksight* Erm, you cant ks me cause im not even fighting
Them- Your mom cant KS us
Me- Your mom jokes are only good as comebacks if they actually make sense and do some real damage
Them- Why dont you come out of dark sight?
Me (my urges couldnt resist)- Why cant i get out of your mom?
Them- Your mom jokes are so lame as comebacks
Me- OH THE IRONY!

Yea i said “Oh the irony” a lot in our… “conversation” because it was really funny how stupid they acted. I was also watching ocean’s 11 with my mom while this happened. I laughed so hard in this talk with them. I was tempted to summon a jrog on her but i soon realized it was a waste…

12 thoughts on “The Maple Community LOL”

  1. damn those noobs. If it were me, i’d be cheering for the J Rog summon! KILL THOSE MOTHER******S

  2. That really sucks. I mean, the whole ‘Hindus’ thing is just effin’ retarded.

    And yeah, good job keeping your cool. x)

  3. EDIT#1- Well there were also some other conversations that went like this,

    Me- Im Christian and Filipino
    Her- ZOMG A BLACK HINDU
    Me-,
    Her- Or a filipino hindu
    Me- You can mix race and religion, doesnt matter, stop offending
    Her- er, then your a christian hindu
    Me (now shes done it)- Well since your speaking in the premise of duality you just proved your conclusion false
    Her- Speak english (cuss word here) hindu

    (sorry for late edit, i ate dinner)

    EDIT #2- Some people are wondering how i was acting noob. I was going around saying “Y U HEK?” and “STUP HEK OR GM BAN ME” and “STUP HEK I HAV 110 DK and 118 I/L!” It was for fun to brighten at least someone’s day since they were grinding really hard (i just wanted to have something for them to laugh while grinding) After awhile i always spoke in proper english saying sorry and telling them that i was trying to make them happier,

  4. I thought the fact they were trying to KS you while you were in DS was pretty funny XD

    *Someone standing afk*
    *noob comes up*
    Noob: you think your better than me?!
    AFK Person:
    Noob: pheer my illbis bish
    *uses summoning bag*
    Noob: hahahahaha noob
    *calls guild*
    AFK Person:
    *every guild member summons and starts killing*
    Noob: mwahahahaha!

  5. ROFL MAOO!

    nice to keep a good head on your shoulders.

    KEEP THE MORAL HIGH-GROUND!

    ~Cheezy

  6. Lol Waffle, oh my gosh you don’t know how many times I’ve been summoned on or been attempted murdered?
    One time, my friend’s friend stalked me [because I told my friend I’de pretend to be her BF rofl] and he was vaccing white pangs at me! LIKE DOUBLE U TEE EFF? I was just SITTING THERE, while I was getting a drink, and when I come back, I find out someone is TRYING TO KILL ME? He didn’t kill me though, stupid idiots. Then I get summoned in Ludi like 5 times. It was really stupid because I was still there. The first time I killed the summons, the next 4 times I just took the hits and laughed at them because they were probably wondering why I won’t die. .

    But those guys are just jerks, I’de beat them up if they said that right to my face. Actually, I won’t, because I’m cool like that. Lol, I’de just ignore them. . Course no one messes with me in MS for some reason. . Maybe it’s because I’m a level 92 F/P Mage that can KS better than them. . They only try to kill me when they think I’m AFK [It was really funny because one of the times someone summoned on me, they asked me if I was there, and I didn’t respond ]

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