funny job fight!!

first of all…this isn’t really my idea AND i’m super bored and i’m a huge fan of maple job fight and after realising maple job fight 5 or 4 would never come out sooon enough for me so i decided to write this…^^

*priest revives*

PRIEST: NEVER EVER SING AGAIN!

*GM appears*

GM: I’M BAAAAAAACK! OOOOOKAY…crusader ur banned for singing THAT badly…SERIOUSLY it’s a crime

CRUSADER: o crud…

*CRUSADE has just been banned 60 days for making singing a sin*

CHIEF BANDIT AND HERMIT: NOW WHAT???

GM: HEY! its dragon knight!

DRAGON KNIGHT: not again…

*DRAGON KNIGHT has just been banned 120 days for hacking AGAIN*

CHIEF BANDIT: OOOOKAY….thats not gd….

*PRIEST fades into background*

GM: HEY! ur priest!

PRIEST: WAIT WAIT WAIT!

GM: now what?

PRIEST: WILL U NOT BAN ME IF I STRIP?

GM: ok ^^

*PRIEST STRIPS*

EVERYONE : OH MY GAWD!!! U NEVER TOLD US U WERE A GIRL!!!

PRIEST: o … its the metrosexual hair…

GM: well bb then
*floats up to top of screen and gets stuck*

BEGINNER: u got crusader to kill me !!!

ALL: u were annoying…shoo!

BEGINNER: sobs

HERMIT: AWWW…dang i feel bad…

CHIEF BANDIT: go comfort him then

HERMIT : hey little fella…we were jus jokin…

BEGINNER: TOO LATE!!
*opens sack*

*out comes a ribbon pig*

CHIEF BANDIT: riiiiight…we’re petrified…

*ribbon pig kills BEGINNER*

BEGINNER : DARN!!!

HERMIT: HAHA…u had it coming…

PRIEST: NOW WHAT?

HERMIT AND CHIEF BANDIT: we can……..

DRAGON KNIGHT: hey guys ! what i miss?

HERMIT: holy crap dude…i have to admit..u r pretty impressive for a hacker.

CHIEF BANDIT: YEP…

GM: I’M STILL HERE MORON!!!

DRAGON KNIGHT: WHO WAS THAT?

GM : LOOK UP!

DRAGON KNIGHT: OOOOH BOY….I’LL GET U DOWN IF U PROMISE NOT TO BAN ME THOUGH!!!

GM: DEAL!

*stabs GM’ butt and brings him down*

GM: OUCH….thx though…well cya later guys

*floats up and dissapears*

HERMIT: man…he’s quite stupid isn’t he…

CHIEF BANDIT: oookay…this is getting boring…lets go do aomething…

DRAGON KNIGHT: i’ve always wanted to kill ZAKUM …….

PRIEST: gd point lets go then ^^

HERMIT,CHIEF BANDIT,DRAGON KNIGHT: u’mknow u’ll juz be spam healing right?

PRIEST: BUT i wan ta get of teh action ya know….

HERMIT: stop the “teh” and “ta”

PRIEST: sorry

DRAGON KNIGHT: what did u do when we went rogging the other day? u were healing riight?

PRIEST: yep

HERMIT: what about the time we were killing pianus? healing right?

PRIEST: yep

CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?

PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”

CHIEF BANDIT: o…so i have a phobia of snails?!?! SO WHAT? SUE ME!

DRAGON KNIGHT: well…thats new…..PFFFFFTT
*sniggers*

HERMIT: dude…snails?…man….

CHIEF BANDIT: WAIT A SECOND! DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! UR STILL SPAM HEALING!

DRAGON KNIGHT: RIGHT!…pfffft….sorry…ok…composure maintained…HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*MAD LAUGHTER*

HERMIT: OOOKAY…WELL UR STILL SPAM HEALING! END OF STORY!!

PRIEST: OK

HERMIT: GOOD…AND DON’T SNEAK OFF LIKE THE LAST TIME…or ur in so much trouble

PRIEST: dang….

TO BE CONTINUED

hope u like it guys…it’s my first sorta story thing so be nice XD

11 thoughts on “funny job fight!!”

  1. Noody is ignoring you

    this is simply a slow time on MMOtales

    and i dont read these things

    dun like em’

  2. man that was funny. CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?

    PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”
    that was the funniest part

  3. lol my fav parts were,

    .BEGINNER: TOO LATE!
    *opens sack*
    *out comes a ribbon pig*

    CHIEF BANDIT: riiiiight, we’re petrified,
    *ribbon pig kills BEGINNER*

    and:
    CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?

    PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”

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