first of all…this isn’t really my idea AND i’m super bored and i’m a huge fan of maple job fight and after realising maple job fight 5 or 4 would never come out sooon enough for me so i decided to write this…^^
*priest revives*
PRIEST: NEVER EVER SING AGAIN!
*GM appears*
GM: I’M BAAAAAAACK! OOOOOKAY…crusader ur banned for singing THAT badly…SERIOUSLY it’s a crime
CRUSADER: o crud…
*CRUSADE has just been banned 60 days for making singing a sin*
CHIEF BANDIT AND HERMIT: NOW WHAT???
GM: HEY! its dragon knight!
DRAGON KNIGHT: not again…
*DRAGON KNIGHT has just been banned 120 days for hacking AGAIN*
CHIEF BANDIT: OOOOKAY….thats not gd….
*PRIEST fades into background*
GM: HEY! ur priest!
PRIEST: WAIT WAIT WAIT!
GM: now what?
PRIEST: WILL U NOT BAN ME IF I STRIP?
GM: ok ^^
*PRIEST STRIPS*
EVERYONE : OH MY GAWD!!! U NEVER TOLD US U WERE A GIRL!!!
PRIEST: o … its the metrosexual hair…
GM: well bb then
*floats up to top of screen and gets stuck*
BEGINNER: u got crusader to kill me !!!
ALL: u were annoying…shoo!
BEGINNER: sobs
HERMIT: AWWW…dang i feel bad…
CHIEF BANDIT: go comfort him then
HERMIT : hey little fella…we were jus jokin…
BEGINNER: TOO LATE!!
*opens sack*
*out comes a ribbon pig*
CHIEF BANDIT: riiiiight…we’re petrified…
*ribbon pig kills BEGINNER*
BEGINNER : DARN!!!
HERMIT: HAHA…u had it coming…
PRIEST: NOW WHAT?
HERMIT AND CHIEF BANDIT: we can……..
DRAGON KNIGHT: hey guys ! what i miss?
HERMIT: holy crap dude…i have to admit..u r pretty impressive for a hacker.
CHIEF BANDIT: YEP…
GM: I’M STILL HERE MORON!!!
DRAGON KNIGHT: WHO WAS THAT?
GM : LOOK UP!
DRAGON KNIGHT: OOOOH BOY….I’LL GET U DOWN IF U PROMISE NOT TO BAN ME THOUGH!!!
GM: DEAL!
*stabs GM’ butt and brings him down*
GM: OUCH….thx though…well cya later guys
*floats up and dissapears*
HERMIT: man…he’s quite stupid isn’t he…
CHIEF BANDIT: oookay…this is getting boring…lets go do aomething…
DRAGON KNIGHT: i’ve always wanted to kill ZAKUM …….
PRIEST: gd point lets go then ^^
HERMIT,CHIEF BANDIT,DRAGON KNIGHT: u’mknow u’ll juz be spam healing right?
PRIEST: BUT i wan ta get of teh action ya know….
HERMIT: stop the “teh” and “ta”
PRIEST: sorry
DRAGON KNIGHT: what did u do when we went rogging the other day? u were healing riight?
PRIEST: yep
HERMIT: what about the time we were killing pianus? healing right?
PRIEST: yep
CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?
PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”
CHIEF BANDIT: o…so i have a phobia of snails?!?! SO WHAT? SUE ME!
DRAGON KNIGHT: well…thats new…..PFFFFFTT
*sniggers*
HERMIT: dude…snails?…man….
CHIEF BANDIT: WAIT A SECOND! DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! UR STILL SPAM HEALING!
DRAGON KNIGHT: RIGHT!…pfffft….sorry…ok…composure maintained…HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*MAD LAUGHTER*
HERMIT: OOOKAY…WELL UR STILL SPAM HEALING! END OF STORY!!
PRIEST: OK
HERMIT: GOOD…AND DON’T SNEAK OFF LIKE THE LAST TIME…or ur in so much trouble
PRIEST: dang….
TO BE CONTINUED
hope u like it guys…it’s my first sorta story thing so be nice XD
dun flame me
[_—COZMO—_]
Noody is ignoring you
this is simply a slow time on MMOtales
and i dont read these things
dun like em’
o, well ooookay then, thx though, i feel slightly more acknowledged now
XD
haha
[_—COZMO—_]
Ur right. It isnt ur idea. Still funny though.
LOL
thanks
[_—COZMO—_]
I like it. I’ts funny, but the original ones were funnier.
ha ha its was pretty funny about the beginner thing
heh pretty funny cant wait til tat part4 coimes
man that was funny. CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?
PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”
that was the funniest part
lol my fav parts were,
.BEGINNER: TOO LATE!
*opens sack*
*out comes a ribbon pig*
CHIEF BANDIT: riiiiight, we’re petrified,
*ribbon pig kills BEGINNER*
and:
CHIEF BANDIT: what about the time you and i were killing snails?
PRIEST: i was killing them and u just cowered in one corner going “slowly but steadily it slithered towards me with its big eyes”
haha thx for ur comments dudes!
glad u liked it