Very Tired Of the Damned Protest!

Okay, im tired, and bored. so im gonna randomly break the silence. Watch the vid at link

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
’cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown…

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman’s head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”‘s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
of Ultimate Destiny

Remember… VERY BORED AND TIRED OF PROTEST, specially on basil

I Like Pudding

Phl4m3 all u want i wont care

15 thoughts on “Very Tired Of the Damned Protest!”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OMG IM KRACKIN’ UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. Go newgrounds wewt! Lol I replayed that song too many times, my sister’s yelling now, >__>

  3. How old is this, Shaq is wearing a lakers jersey. o.O Computer abbreveations for laughter don’t communicate the awesomeness of that. =D

  4. Kiyobi said: “The Chuck Norris joke is so stupid.”

    *gasps*

    Chuck norris, kiyobi is just joking, don’t round house kick him, please

    Kiyobi: but im not joking,
    Guruji: hush, you dont wanna get killed now do you?

  5. olololololololololololololololololo0lolololololololololololololomfaoooooooooooooooroflroflropflroflroflroflroflroflrofl! This is funny. ^_^

  6. yeah that is old i watched that like months ago

    anyway chuck isnt all that great

    waffles are better

    the 0wn him with a capital zero

  7. Great, but this has nothing to do with being tired of the protests, nor does it have anything to do with Maple Story, or any other online game. It’s great and all, but PLEASE post it somewhere else, and don’t spam these boards with random things.

    (By the way, every song the Animaniacs ever song is twice as hard, twice as funny, and twice as fun to sing as this.)

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