Grimno you killed me!

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Dear Grimno,

I am suing you for 90 cents! During the course of events when I was herding Squids into a specific area (which as you should know is a very dangerous profession) you shouted across the world, some gibberesh about being graphics in my Personal Computer through the new smega picture system. Well, you were graphics in my computer and you caused me to lag. The Squids saw advantage of this and decided to attack me. If it wasn’t for my safety charm I would be dead. But I still want my 90 cents and compensation. So I’ll see you in court!

Sincerely,

RujinFujin the bluebomber

15 thoughts on “Grimno you killed me!”

  1. Officer – “All rise for the honorable Judge One-Side.”
    Judge- “Thank you. All sit.”
    Chi- “I am representing Grimno in this case.”

    ~Announcer~
    Something year old bluebomber24 is sueing 18-year old Grimno for the death of his Avatar.
    Grimno is counter-sueing bluebomber on the grounds that he has bad hair.

    Chi- “I will be representing Grimno in this case.”
    MasterCheeze- “I will be representing Bluebomber”
    Judge- “Alright.” *tidies up some papers* “On the date stated, 18-year old Grimno used one of Nexon’s new MegaPhones that allows the avatar to be seen”
    Grimno- “OBJECTION!”
    Judge- “Under what grounds?”
    Grimno- “My seat is soggy.”
    Judge- “Overruled. . . Now, the message Grimno said was quote “im in your pcs, mak1ng ur gr4ph1cs” followed by <(o.o&lt. Is this true Grimno?”
    Grimno- “Maybe. . “
    Judge- “Let me advise you that you are under-oath.”
    Bluebomber- “Sir. This is getting us nowhere. Just fine him the 90 cents.”
    Grimno- “OBJECTION!”
    Judge- “What is it this time?”
    Grimno- “That dudes head is on fire!”
    MasterCheeze- “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT OUT NOW! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG”
    Judge- “Overruled. . “
    MasterCheeze- “SCREW YOU! I”M DYING HERE!” DX>
    Judge- “Quiet” *pulls out a tranq rifle and shoots Cheeze. Cheeze passes out.”
    Bluebomber- o.o
    Grimno- “GO BIG GREEN!”
    Judge- “Your out of order!”
    Grimno- “No YOUR~
    Judge- “Boy if you start that, I will come down there and pull your underwear so far up your back, you’ll be telling your grand-kids how those streak-marks got there at your family reunion.”
    Grimno- “Statement withheld”
    Judge- “Now~
    Chi- “Sir. As shown in graphs A and B Grimno had used said MegaPhone as purchased via Nexon. Now, my client did not know that said “Mega-Phones” would cause said lag, to said people. And as shown at the bottom of said Megaphones. It reads. “Deaths caused by usage is not held accountable by User or Nexon.”
    Judge- “My god shes right.”
    Grimno- “And thats why I pay her”
    Chi- “You don’t pay me. Your my sensei.”
    Grimno- “Fish”
    Judge- “What does the Jury think?”
    Jury- WE”RE BEING HELD AGAINST OUR WILL! SAVE US!
    Grimno- “Maybe later. . .”
    Judge- “In the case of Grimno vs Bluebomber, I charge that Grimno not pay 90 cents, and instead gets this sniper rifle.”
    Grimno- Kick-ass.
    Bluebomber- “And me?”
    Judge- “Tickets to the broadway. . “
    Bluebomber- “Figures. . .”
    Judge- “Case dismissed.”
    Grimno- “What about his hair?!”
    Judge- “Ah go suck an egg.”
    Grimno- *eyes narrow in a cinematic camera shot* “Your going down. . .”
    Judge- “Bring it!”
    ~Huge battle~
    Judge- “Arg. You have bested me!” *explodes*
    Grimno- “VICTORY!”
    Chi- ::smashes a vase over Grimno’s head:: Come along Sensei. . . *drags Grimno off*
    Bluebomber- “None of this made sense!”
    Ghost of Cheeze- “At least you didn’t catch fire. . . “
    Bluebomber- “HOLY!”

    ~end~

  3. Just becasue my hair is gray and nappy does not give you grounds to sue! And I call for a mistrial! RAWR!

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