Kerning, a city of trash. Stealers live here, that’s why I will always be aware of them. A slash with my sake bottle can create a very high damage, but it’s kind of random. Life sucks, but I know I can let all the pain go while meeting new friends. I lost my tuna, but I got a new Sake bottle. I will never make the stupid mistake ever again. There are so many different people here, I felt like I’m the only noob here. Well am I?

*Walked through the door of Dr. Naora’s hospital*

I shivered.. and I felt so scared. This is an empty hospital. But.. There is indeed someone in here..

“I n-need-d yo-ur hel–pp!”

A strange voice of a woman… I searched for the woman, and found her. She was feeling scared and lonely, she looked at me with those tired eyes. One of her eyes were bandaged. It is very cold in here. I.. must… get out. But..

“Help me…”
“Who are you, mysterious woman?”
“I am a patient of Dr. Naora”
“Well why do u stand here all alone..?”
“I also don’t really know.. I want to look at myself but in this hospital, there ain’t no freaking mirror.”
“So.. should i find u a mirror?”
“Yes, please. I need it fast..”
“You can rely on me”

*Walked out the door of hospital*

Where should I find a mirror? Maybe a stealer here can find me one.

VROOSH ~ “HEYY!!”

A kid snatched my sake bottle. I used my pico-pico hammer and some speed potions so that I can save my sake bottle.

“SCREW U !!!!!”

I stopped him while trading with him. Yes, he is a young stealer. So, from the stolen tuna story, I will do what the scammer asked me to do.

“Hey kid, I’ll give u a very cool lollipop if you put in my sake bottle in the trade window”
“Okay noob.”
“..and press tab tab space enter to change the bottle into a lollipop”

[TAB] [TAB] [SPACE] [ENTER] ———————–BOOM -The inventory has been cleaned up.

“o.0?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?”

I looked into my sack.

“O MY FG! O.O”

–you know the ending.. THIS STORY IS JUST MADE UP . JUZ for fun.