To the tune of “I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair)”

Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand
In ’SEA and ’KMS when mass hacking wasn’t planned
I advanced too late into a third job that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand

The time when Grendel was not really old
When NX cash could not be sold
When fame really mattered and when the game was fair
When GMs did not have control
And leveling was not the only goal
And when trading was wary and Zakum was not there

Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand
In ’SEA and ’KMS when mass hacking wasn’t planned
I advanced too late into a third job that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand

When Maple weapons remain a myth
And on green snails it was possible to miss
And when Wizet released Maple Global the whole world had could have cheered
When the players were not so bad
And white pots were all they had
And the only boss in MapleStory was the Mushmom we all feared

Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand
In ’SEA and ’KMS when mass hacking wasn’t planned
I advanced too late into a third job that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand

When weapon shops still sold socks
And Stingers were all that they stocked
And the events they held were had the three-legged race
When the rare items could not be found
And Henesys was the only town
And you could not go to the shop and buy a different face

Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand
In ’SEA and ’KMS when mass hacking wasn’t planned
I advanced too late into a third job that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand

I advanced too late into a third job that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a chief bandit with a Varkit in my hand