MapleSAP News
Nov 5-12 Edition
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
‘ZAKUM SQUAD SYSTEM- A TOTAL SHAME’
Good times don’t last, or so thousands of Zakum-goers feel. As far as many are concerned, their Zakum days are over.
For the few hundred people new to the whole Zakum thing every year, their chances of getting in are 0%, probably less than zero.
Why? They told us why: Super high leveled men and women have taken advantage and set up a business: The Zakum Service; an illegal operation that rakes in hundreds of billions of mesos a year, according to surveys conducted by several parties.
Fighting the Allmighty Zakum race has been a sport tradition for thousands of years, one the dying fairies left to us; and the teams of Yetis and Lycanthropes constantly going in 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Up until a few months ago, when super high levelled people first began to appear, the Zakum arena was a first come-first served kind of deal.
Now, the ‘Elite,’ as they are called have taken over, and have organized. They set up at every entrance to the arena, and guard the gates, while their buddies form teams of high level men and women (11X min) and go in.
Everybody presumably Level 105 and lower is referred to a ‘low level’ and denied access…unless they fork over 100 million mesos, double the price if you lower than 105. Even after you have paid, the squad leader will still expell you without a second’s hesitation if he or she can replace you with someone of a higher level.
‘Who the hell are these GMAs?” is constantly asked by disgruntled pissed off 9X people.
GMs?
Unfortunately yes. They are GMs. or GMA’s. Same thing apparently. KCP inspector Dennis Cheng, stationed in Kerning City’s Bukit Hills district, visited the backside of Mt. Popapulous last month during his vacation. Despite he was on his vacation time, Inspector Cheng went undercover to the eastern Dead Mines and conducted several surveys of the disgruntled crowds. During his 3-week stay at the Zakum Arena, Cheng confirmed the GMA’s are federally licensed SEA Land GMs, all graduates from the Law Enforcement Academy at Johoor Town.
It turns out that these lazy, corrupt GMA’s don’t lift an ass-cheek to do anything about this illegal and descriminatory operation here. People are constantly calling and mailing letters, but never once do they recieve a reply.
One mapler, a level 92 sindit told MapleSAP’s journalist Jim Fartes, “”Thank you for the input. Please note that we’ll send this to the respective GMs for further inspection. It makes more sense if you could inform the local GMA during the incident in order to catch the suspects red-handed.””
The sindit said she was infuriated by such a response because she made several attempts to contact the local GMA’s, and they simply ignored her or had their messengers shut off. As far as everyone sees; all these lazy cops do is sit around, picking their nuts while the Elite break the laws in their faces.
The humans are not alone. Every Yeti and Lycanthrope who comes down to the gates to enter is turned away outright.