i understand 9/11 is a sad day

i remeber the day it happened

but seriously i see blogs saying: it happened press like this

i see blogs saying: 9/11 didnt happen or its a government cover up

and they are entitled to their opinion

but i come on mmotales to get away from the crap happening in the real world

and lo and behold guess whats on the front page: “9/11 please read” read more

Im assuming there are probably a million people that noticed but this new template or design or w/e is pimp

like a whole new generation of pimp

Wafflez are still better

am i the only one who likes it?

yep i made a bandit and im having so much fun

ALOT faster then my warrior and supernoob

and not in leveling

just fast

i met this girl today and we became pretty good friends

so thats my first buddy on this new character

except i had to make her understand the ownage of waffles >.>

but it wasnt a bad day at all and i got alotta rank ups

im so used to having gone up just 10 ranks read more

Jo stared at the clock… “ding dong” rung through the air. It was noon and Jo was all like: “yayz the clock chimed”

and i was like: o.O NO EFFIN’ WAY!!! AWESOME!!

The End

i really need to stop this

something tells me its getting on someones nerves

and they’re probably thinking: Now waffle is pokin fun at mip?… read more

” I love you, Jo”. The words she was longing to hear for so long. She was lost for words but she summed up her courage and responded. “…MWAHAHA TOTALLY!!! NOW I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL!!” before he could even make a facial expression he was frozen, and he fell to the ground stiff as a 2×4. “YESS YESS I MUST HAVE SOULS” read more

Jo’s heart was beating fast as she went to confront carlos. He was standing there… cool, collected and without saying a word he looked at her with a “Whats up?” look on his face. “Hi there. Im Jo” she was nervous sweat dripped down her crossed arms as she waited for his reply. “h3ll0 tehr3 pr3tty l@dy!!! Wanna PL@y??”. “ahhhhh” she screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran down the hall thinking since she was in school she was safe. but the truth was she wasnt… she wasnt safe from…: noobs. But Carlos looked to suave, to slick, to good-looking to be one but in reality he was and it was just another case of dont judge a book by its cover. “fzzz” she heard overhead and everything got dark. the lights went out and all she heard echoing down the school halls was “m0n1es plz!”. Noobs were not just a internet threat anymore… They were life threatening… read more

Jo blushed as she looked at the new kid. “His name is Carlos” her friend responds.

The end

wasnt that THE greatest fanfic ever??

her name was karla aint got nothin’ on Wafflez ; )

BLah blah blah we were pqing blah blah stuff happened

and there was this new girl to the pq a 41 ice wiz

normally i help the people who are new to pqs and i was but on stage 8 she was causing problems

she didnt know the combo so we all nicely asked her to get off and stand by the ballons

it was a bit hard to comprehend for her (no im not calling her stupid but i think she was confused) read more

i wanna scream

i cant go anywhere without being stopped by a mage yelling at me “Do the Spinny!”

they are referring to the spin move you do when you use final attack

a common conversation:

Mage: omg d00d th@t w@s c00l do t3h sp1nny @gain
Me: um i really cant control it…
Mage: omg stop lying noob do the spinny (pulls out soul singer/old glad/ lvl 0 sword) omg how come i cant do it?
Me: it’s a Warrior skill
Mage: so do it
Me: ill try… (uses PowerStrike a few times)
Mage: not that teh spinny!
Me: chill out i know what im doing
Mage: do the dam spinny or i mass defamez you
Me: hold on i cant control it
Mage: u sed it was a skill
Me: it is but its passive
Mage: no its not i just saw you use it
Me: it happens a percentage
Mage: well keep doing it then!!
Me: im trying to just shut up already or no “spinny”
Mage: DO IT OR I MASS DEFAMES YOU!!
Me: im doing it!!!!!
Mage: (silence)
Me: (does FA)
Mage: do again
Me: i just did
Mage: z0mg n00b do it again or i ks you
Me: ask another warrior who maxed it!!
Mage: do it!!
Me: (stab final attck) there you go
Mage: that wasnt spinny!!
Me: it was Final Attack!!!!
Mage: lol such a noob (kses with f3 face)
Me: f7 read more

This is a term that has been annoying me since day one

No life

why does anyone who’s a high level hafta have no life

just because someone doesnt like to go outside they have no life

i must have no life then

you know why i dont like to go out?

im bad at sports

i suck ( put all the “lol Waffle stop joking all black people are good at sports jokes” aside) read more