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Greetings, MMOTers of all ages, genders, races and sizes! Harken to the Tale of the Cursed Dolls, the fourth installment in the Legend of Erk series. (Spiffy name, don’t you think?) If you haven’t seen the mystical, legendary tales of Erk’s previous adventures, then go get your head lodged in a drainage pipe. Or, you could go read “Erk and the Not Quite Adventure of B3” “Erk and the Witchgrass of Misery Mire” and “Erk and the Trojans of Secret Factory.” Comments and “Liked its” are still welcomed, mainly so I can see how I’m doing, and which ones are the most popular. read more

The legends speak of one with a mysterious title. He has bravery beyond any before him (or lack thereof) and a name that graces the lips of all who speak it (or maybe you’ll just want to make fun of it). His title is not self-proclaimed. It is fitting. It is the title of a true hero. It is the title of “Fledgling Apprentice of an Apprentice’s Student.” That’s right. Erk returns. Gather and listen to to the legend. read more

I see a lot of people recruiting for guilds, mainly because I wander the streets of ElNath and Orbis, Ludibrium and Henesys, buying, selling, trading, and mainly gaining wisdom. When said recruiters recruit (redundancy not intentional) for these guilds, mainly it’s “recruiting secksay ppl for guild plz” or “lvl 140+ for guild no charge” and things lilke that. I don’t think people look hard enough for “wise” players. Let’s call them…. “Researchers.” read more