Okay, I met this girls, she seemed nice, we chatted and chatted and got to know each other, we buddy listed each other and went back to training.
10 mins after shes comes along with her BF, all’s fine, hes showing off his dragon roar while im standing there being ksed to death -.-“
Then we go to pigs for me to level, she said she’ll stand to talk to me, then she gets her mage….
She starts ksing me, my exact words are: read more

Finale…. >.>

As Jacks chest was tore open by the might of the spear, he tried turning to look at his attacker, the spear had him only looking as far as his arm,”Who are you?!” Jack demanded.
“Why?! Don’t you reconize Georgia’s brother?” Jack swore under his breath,”I’LL GOD DAMN KILL YOU!” he screamed at him,”YOU HEAR ME? IF I DIE SO WHAT I’M JUST GONNA TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!” he pulled himself off the spear, bleeding and breathing quite heavily. Jack turned and before he knew it, his attacker was perched on top of him,”PUSSY!!” the attacker shouted, Jack rolled backwards and launched his boot into the boy’s face, launching the bone of his nose up into his head, the attacker fell down, knocked down for a brief moment in time, as he got up, Jack swung for him again, attempting to kill this time. A figure stepped out and Jack head butted her chest,”what? >.>” Jack looked up, it was Georgia,”Oh hi babe!”
“DON’T CALL ME BABE B*TCH!” She screamed.”****!!!!” Jack replied, Georgia casted magic claw on Jack, only for Jack’s armor to be ripped away and Jack fell to the ground, knocked out cold. read more

Okay,l one before last…. >.> here we go >.>
(Note: I like the face >.> okay? Just don’t flame me for the >.&gt

As Jack looked at the Balrog staring down on him, he gulped and closed his eyes, the balrog put him in a machine, restoring his lost half of his body and giving him balrog wings and a Skull as a shoulderpad, as for saving his life, Jack was in the Balrog’s debt. It pointed to a map and Jack looked at it, Ossyria…? He thoght for a moment, They wanted him to take over Ossyria for them? They must be joking!!! The balrogs shoke their head to say it was no joke. read more

Right, short intermission due to arguement with daddy.
Here goes:

“Ugh my head!” Jack sat up,”Where am I….?” he mumbled, getting up he looked around for an idea of where he was,”WAIT A MINUTE!!!” he exclaimed, a shadow loomed over him,”Eeep…” he said looking up, the eyes of Zakum looked down on him, Jack had an idea,”LOOK OVER THERE!!!” he said pointing at a boulde.
Zakum grabbed Jack, choking every last brethe out of him and breaking his ribs, arms and pelvis,”Le…e….e….t………G………….o………………….” he spluttered. Before he knew it, Zakum had him hoisted above his head and bending him like a ruler. read more

JesusFreak has BEGGED for a special appereance and so here we go >.>

“JACK!!!” Bully screamed,”EXPLAIN THIS!!” he said holding up a photo of him and Georgia making out in the back alley.
“Sir, really, don’t remeber anything from last night….” Jack tried to explain.
“Don’t gimme that sh*t Jack!!” he said,”I’ve heard it all before.”
Jack must’ve got something out that,”Go away, I’ll tell you what happened later,”
Bully nodded and left the tent, the shadowy figure looked at him, weilding two dragon tails, one in each hand. Jack gulped as he raised them into the air,”Die!!” the fighure screamed, Jack shrugged and rolled quickly to the right, bringing his foot up and colliding with the figures face, a sharp crack was heard, the figure flew into the flapway of then tent.
Jack picked up the dragon tail, he put on his sneak armor and headed out, leaving a note to Georgia reading: read more

As Jack was bleeding to death in a back alley, his attacker kicked his mangled body,”TOUCH MY SISTER YOU <censored> AND IT’LL BE YOUR HEAD!!!” he kicked Jack one last time, Jack crawled for the open path, being dragged back and beaten wasn’t pleasant, just as he was going to put him in the dumpster, if only Georgia hadn’t stopped him,”WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!” she demanded.
“No scum is touching my sis!” Jack’s attacker replied. Georgia shook her head,”I asked HIM out, not the other way around and he’s not scum hes the love of my life!!”
Georgia’s brother sighd and stormed off, leaving Georgia and Jack’s mangled body, she whispered an incantation to heal Jacks’s wounds,”Come on…Please!” she screamed into Jack’s unmoving body. read more

Continued from 4 >.>

As the MushMom searched Jack for weak spots, Jack noticed movemtn in the corner, ‘a camera maybe?’ he thought to himself, as the MushMom jumped in the air, Jack jumped at it quickly bringing his daggar up and at an agle to hit the MushMom out for thecount, he missed, But, he blinded it, getitng his daggar stuck in his eye,”Gimme me back my daggar O_o!” he screamed, jumping for the daggar he missed, the MushMom seemed as though it wanted to see hismartial arts skills, not weapon combat.
Jack saw this and bent his backleg into a ‘Hitman’ stance, taunting the Mushmom to attack him. It worked, the MushMom jumped at him, he jumped at it swing his foot around in a 360 degree angle, forcing the daggar through its head and into its brain, the mangled body collapsed face first, the daggar falling from the hole in its head.
Jack sighed and fell to his knees, puffing and panting, sweat dripping down to the ground, he looked up at Christian who was now clapping his loudest which echoed in the hangar. Jack looked at the ‘camera’, it seemed to walk to him, it was wearing a robe? It weilded a staff? It had the look of love in its eyes? The figure ran to Jack and Jack hugged her back, she kissed him passionatly on the lips, Jack kissed her back, as they both pulled away from each other it all came clear…”MOTHER!!!!” Jack exclaimed as loud as he could, he hugged her again and started to cry.
“You see Jack,” Christian explained,”I am your father…”
Jack’s eyes widened,”Mum said you died….Fighting for me…” Christian nodded, then he explained all the details,”You see, I was wounded badly, but a bunch of priest took me in, nurchered me, healed me and eventually, formed this orginization, your mother wanted to bring out the hero in you, she wanted you to join us.”
Jack shook his head,”Dad married Mum….OOOHHH!!! I get it, thanks for telling the truth.”
“No problem, you are dissmissed! Back to your tent little one!” commanded Christian. read more

Second one in series: JesusFreak wants an enemy and a lover to come in here so here goes: >.>

As Jack peered at the tents of the Mercanaries, Christian came up behind him and placed a hand on his shoulder,”Your Mother’s lose is a big one, but it must be dealt with.”
Kargy rubbed up against his leg and Jack heard some girls whispering, seems like they where talking about him,”That’s your tent there..” Christian explained and pointed to the nearest tent, Jack smiled and nodded a thank you.
As Jack go into the tent, there was a female Asassin preparing a small snack for him,”Hello?” Jack said to the stranger.
The Asassin jumped and fell over, Jack ran to her side to help her up,”Thanks….Hey, enjoy your stay here!” she exclaimed,”No-one has ever made it through the first day without at least being punished,” Jack’s eyes widened, the Asassin sighed,”It’s training kid, see what class you fit into, thief, bowman, warrior or magician. Oh and another tip, stay away from the Spearman they call ‘The Bully’, he doesn’t like the new kid,”
“Thanks!” Jack said polietly, the Asassin started to make her way,”Hey 2 questions…1st. question, Where do I go for my training and who teaches it?”
The Asassin stopped and turned,”Timetable please…” Jack obeyed and handed her his timetable,”Hm….Crap! You got Bully….” Jack sighed.
“2nd. question, Where is the Kargo feed?” he asked polietly, the girl pointed towards the corner where a sack with ‘KARGO’S BEST FRIEND’ written on it. “Thanks alot!” he shouted to her as she went into her tent across the way. read more

Third story based on Jack’s test and the mage he met, and a surprise guest……..

Jack peered down the corridor to look at electric fences and wires, his ideas were to duck and jump, maybe vault over some of them.
As Jack hopped, ducked and Dark Sighted his through the wires and fences, he opened the door and looked at the timer on the wall, 30 minutes untill game over! He walked down the corridor only to realize he was in the maze Bully had refeered to. As he head left then right to come to a dead end, he headed left then left again and another left to come to another dead end, something stirred to his left, he stared as his eyes widened and a wave of water took him sweeping into the wall, air rushed out of his lungs and blood spilled out his nose. read more

I was thinking of bosses then when it hit me, ULTIMATE BOSS!! here is its stats an a breif description of it!

Name: Blehifier
Base damage: 2,000 (with level 90 armor)
Magic defence: 500
Wep. Defence: 500
HP: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Drops: Level 90 spears,daggars, staffs, axes etc.
Found: Lith harbour, hensys, kerning, ellina, perion and everywhere else.
Apperance: Zombie Mushmom head, Balrog wings, Crimson balrog shoulder pad thing, mixed gollem body, Alishar eyes and Zakum arms.
Speed:+45545432632465465436548684674662535243243243452435264635346464636453453
Effective: None:
No effect: fire, water, poison, ice, lightning, heal, melee or piercing read more