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I’m Done…

That’s it, I’m done. There are too many people in MapleStory that think they own the game. I log in tonight, hoping to get to 48 so I can use my gear. I start training at P. Chronos, 34 of the 40 channels were hacked (factoring both P. Chronos maps), and the open ones always had some sin come in 20 minutes into training and start ksing me. read more

Yeah…

Well, here’s another place to blog to. Random crap I’ve done lately…

lvled cleric to 44
lvled rogue to 25
lvled panda to 20
scrolled a 7 int icarus (2)

yeah…MapleStory just got boring so i guess i will post a list of funny stuff i have accumulated…

1. Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
3. We have had enough youth, how about a fountain of “smart”.
4. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
5. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
6. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you failed.
8. Eat right, stay fit, and die anyways.
9. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
11. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
12. We are all part of the ultimate statistic, 10 out of 10 die.
13. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
14. What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
15. I am working with a slight handicap, I happen to be human.
16. Tonight you will pay the wages of sin, don’t forget to leave a tip.
17. question = (to) ?be : !be;
18. It’s always good to remember the difference between UNIX and eunuchs.
19. Every time you download music, God kills a kitten.
20. Live in your world, get 0WN3d in mine.
21. cool – The Gamers Prayer
22. I am your webmaster, you must .
23. YHBT
24. Resistance is futile. ( if < 1 ohm)
25. RTFMFM
26. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
27. There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
28. Between two evils? Pick the one you haven’t tried.
29. Windows isn’t a virus, a virus does something.
30. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
31. All obstacles not foreseen will be tripped over.
32. Good judgment comes from experience, and experience, well, that comes from bad judgment.
33. Back-up Not Found : (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
34. Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
35. Patience comes to those who wait.
36. Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with.
37. Cannibals are not vegetarians, they are humanitarians.
38. Censorship is obscene.
39. Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
40. The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
41. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it is possible you haven’t grasped the situation.
42. A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
43. Death is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
44. Stick with the majority, stay home.
45. I have nothing to declare except my insanity.
46. Life is a hereditary disease.
47. The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does.
48. Join the Army!! See the world, get an education, meet interesting people – and kill them.
49. Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them.
50. Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one, and they all stink.
51. Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.
52. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation, the rest are unimportant.
53. Got absolved?
54. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
55. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
56. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
57. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
58. He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
59. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and used against you.
60. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
61. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
62. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
63. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
64. Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
65. Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
66. Floggings will continue until morale improves.
67. Computers are like air-conditioners: both stop working, if you open windows.
68. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.
69. User error: replace user and press any key to continue.
70. Failed sex… Tutor needed.
71. Only users lose drugs.
72. Fight crime, shoot back.
73. In order to be a master fisher, one must be a master baiter
74. Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
75. D.A.R.E – Drugs are Really Exciting.
76. My karma ran over your dogma.
77. Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly?
78. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
79. Reality- An illusion created by the lack of drugs in our society.
80. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
81. I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!
82. Heaven doesn’t want me, and hell is afraid I’ll take over
83. Born again pagan.
84. Isis, Isis, RA, RA, RA!
85. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly
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86. I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.
87. As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar
88. Pleas turn your head upside down now!!! Hurry read more