If life followed Maple:
-A fork attached to a stick would be more powerful than a metal axe
-Pigs live in beaches
-Hamburgers, cakes and potions are consumed in a single second
-Snails are up to waist height
-That snail up to waist height can kill you
-If that snail up to waist height hits you to near death, eat a cake in a single second and hit it back with that fork attached to a stick
-Once the snail is dead, it disintergrates and decomposes in less than 3 seconds. After the snail is gone, a snail shell jumps out of no-where along with a coin.
-You can fit millions of coins in your pocket and thousands of those shells you got from the snails
-Along with the coins and the snail shells, you can fit thousands of those cakes and hamburgers that you can consume in a single second
-Depending on how low your strength is, throwing those snail shells will hit a monster harder than using that fork attached to a stick.
-When you die, a tombstone immediately falls above out of nowhere. Afterwards you are strangely teleported to the closest city. Your fork attached to a stick, those thousands of snail shells, the coins and the food somehow manage to travel with you.
-You can travel mountains, oceans, forests and dungeons getting wet, dirty and ruffled- but no matter what happens, your hair never changes. read more

SPLAT! KAPOW!!

YAY! Steely!!!!!!

The high level player examined his prize after days an days of training. Hour after hour of mindless pressing of the CTRL button finally payed off. This is gonna clock enough cash to finally pay for all the pots I need, he thought. Suddenly, a level 10 or so player, by the less than imaginative name of 1AMPR0, walked up to the other player, with his F5 button jammed into his keyboard. read more