Lol after reading the confused philosopher, i got *inspired* to write something random like it too. So here it is.
I play maple so much that in real life..I went to a grocery and sliced up green mushrooms to look for a panlid.
When a bus was coming down the street towards me, my finger moved to the tele button on my keyboard.
Called Michael Jackson a vaccer cause he raped little monsters (kids) in the corner.