In the vast Maple land there are many players who act in an odd fasion. This is the 2nd part of my handy guide in how to understand, and beat, the noob.
(Note- After seeing comments, I have added a few choice ones from their suggestions)
“CHILD-NOOB” -hazard level=Minimal-
At level 10, he was higher level than his age…
Common Locations- Large groups of people. Kerning city PQ.
In the Maple World, there are many noobs running about. People have posted blogs about noob encounters, pervs, and idiots. But I have studied them. I have hunted them. I know what their weak against, and their strengths.
Notice subject A ::points to a cage which holds some player whos cursing and hollaring to be released::
The Noob. Wild in fury, hatred in mind. The player who has nothing better to do…
Yes! After much decision. I have decided to have my character “Grimno” MARRY!
The bells will be ringing. The children will be singing, and everyone will be all like. “Dude, that Clerics marrying..” and the other would be like. “Idc…I thought we were here to kill Mushmom.”
But now comes the three parts that will make it tought.
When you saw the title, I bet some of you were thinking.
“Good news? What. Is there some new godly items?” well your wrong…
The news have been given to me from my brother. Who was given to him by his girlfriend. Where she learned it…idk where…
First Good News- A Defense against Hackers!
Yes, we have learned that in Korean MapleStory, there are hardly ANY hackers! That Korean M.S. has about 1/50 the number of hackers we do! Why?
1- The GM’s are actually doing something about em…
2- They made a system! I found out, that in Korean MapleStory, if your are Caught Hacking in the game. You will be charged $500.00! And if you do not pay, you will have to face the authorities… yes its drastic but My God does it work!
December. A time of Family. A time of Joy. A time where I have to hurry and get everything done cause I was too lazy playing my brothers PS3!!!
Last weekend I WOULD have been on MapleStory for 9 hours straight. I WOULD have been getting stuff done.
I was too busy playing “Resistance: Fall of Man” Online! (Which I’m a 2nd point Liutenent Colonel now. Yay)
The Ludi PQ is by far the most common place to find newbs and noobs. (Luckily I’m lvl 50 and next level I won
t have to put up with this crap anymore…) You can find almost every type of player there. Newbs, Noobs, Hackers, spammers, beggers, Zakum wearing Elixer buyers, pet spammers, duelists, omok addicts, item droppers, racists, gangsters, afkers, and the occasional idiot…
But worst of all is when you get into a PQ with a party, and you find out you had joined a newb party.
Here are some examples that happened to me…and others…
Its 6th Period….I’m in Keyboarding class… I’m suppose to be typing up Memo MAIL70B1 on p 195-196 and do 1-3 …but I’m gonna blog instead… Its Wensday. 1/2 way through the week. And 4 Days left till the Nintendo Wii comes out! (I got a reserve). And with my Xbox360 on its way to Texas to get repaired after it mysteriously broke… the Wii is a shining light on a clouded day. Since I got nothing better to do (excluding the work I need to do..) I felt like talking about……….um……..whatever….since..I’m bored…and all…and I hate Keyboarding class…(It was either that, or a constuction planning course…)
In a PQ in Ludi. Me and the group were…pqing. When one guy kept complaining that a person had Stolen his door in stage 4. We thought it was funny than I said “Lol. He must be a Dser.” than he asked “Whats a dser” so I said “Door Stealer. Not like Kill stealer.” Everyone laughed “lol” And as the pq again. He got…dsed. again. So he started screaming “DSER! DSER! MASS DEFAME” as a joke. We laughed again. The guys THINK we made up Door Stealers. But I’m SURE somebody already has done it.