The Ninja has received news of the user Waffle quitting.

Dang shame.

We’ll miss you, Waffle.

~The Ninja

The Ninja is merely asking one question this time. Consider yourselves lucky.

Anyways, the question is:

If you have a character in Khaini, what is the in game name of said character?

The Ninja would like to meet some of you all. And maybe not even kill some of you! Wow!

Hello everyone.

It’s your friendly neighborhood assassin, here to give you a wee pep talk.

Aye. The Ninja said pep, not death.

The uproar of the last few days was fully justified.

The masses need to know exactly what captain’s justification was for deleting the entire RP. We await a reply, sir.

As for the following chaos, well, the Ninja took part in it, and was a central figure in it. read more

The Ninja thinks that it is high time for storytime.

Thus, he shall chronicle a time of much suffering, pain, hardship, and indigestion.

He shall speak of his day yesterday.

Four score and two ye- Oh drat. That’s part of the Ninja’s inaugural speech for when he becomes President of the World. Again, you saw nothing.

It was early in the morning, yesterday, when the Ninja awoke from a long, refreshing 2 hour night’s sleep. He stretched, and there were no survivors. Upon rising from the bed, he went into the restroom, brushed his Ninja teeth (even got behind the Ninja molars) and went into the kitchen, searching for something with which he could fill his empty stomach with. read more

The title explains it mostly.

The Ninja has just returned from a long, time-consuming period at the library, where he works for fun.

He has found some rather interesting books; some of the titles include Assassinations for Dummies, Shuriken Jutsu and You, and Martha Stewart’s Needlework for the Elderly. The Ninja keeps broad horizions just in case he may have to kill someone with an incongrous object like knitting needles. Such things have happened. read more