Name – The Ninja
Age – 19
Gender – Male

Specialty: Ninja skills. Silent killing. Being undetectable. Fire and lightning, Ninja magic wise.

Strengths: The Ninja’s as close as one can get to godmoding without godmoding. Skillz in the form of Ninja magic, which is of every element, and quite pretty to watch. The Ninja’s alchemic skills have improved, and the metal armguards he wears can be turned into a blade a la Edward Elric. Still carries the Katana, and steelies. Also has a bag of Ninja tricks, such as smoke bombs and explosive tags. Proficient with any and all types of weaponry. Hates pirates. Enjoys long strolls down sunset lit bea- wait, wrong thing. read more

That’s right.

The Ninja fought a cheesecake today. Its blueberry stained corpse lies strewn across the Ninja’s plate.

‘Twas a battle of epic proportions. 48 hours, or so. That’s how long it took to defrost.

The Ninja, knowing what makes a good dessert good, defrosted blueberries as well. And warmed them.

Nothing like a cool, creamy cheesecake with warm, ooey-gooey blueberries on top. read more

With Darkness’s permission, the Ninja penned a bit of that story. Here you go.

They kept coming. Little decaying balls of love, not much unlike the Ninja’s mother’s cooking, wanting to suck the life from his veins and make him like them. Not much unlike the conformists at his Ninja High School.. Ack. Now was not the time to get distracted. The Ninja had yet to figure how the worlds of Maple and Halo got combined, but the new Plasma Sword kept him from complaining. It glowed, for Heaven’s sake! read more

Edit: The blog seemed to be worse without text in the foreground. On a Maple Related note, when is the next patch coming out?