The ninja kicks you in the face.

And got WoW.

Any recommendations as to what character is best as a class?

“The Ninja?”

“Who’s that?”

THE NINJA IS GLAD YOU ASKED, BILLY.

“Uh… who the hell are you?”

-chorus of bleeding children- “He’s the awesomest, great job!”

-children and poor Billy are quickly finished off-

The vorpal return of the Ninja! You never know when to expect it! It’s like a thunderbolt; lightning fast and gone for months at a time! This is largely a post to tell those odd kinds known as the MMOer the continued existance of the Ninja. The Ninja’s months as of late have been filled with nothing but schooling and that vile past-time known as a job. The world of Maplestory has been one of avoidance due to more fudging up by Nexon than fudge at Mr. Wonka’s factory. Rollbacks, lame-mass patches, and sketchy service have been the hallmarks of Nexon’s replacing of our beloved Wizet. For heaven’s sake, an area that is NX only! They’re surely daft. read more

Why hello there, MMOTales.

Long time no kill.

It’s the Ninja, almost a year after joining.

Yes, he was gone for half that time.

Does it matter? In the end, no.

Why are you blogging, Ninja?

Why not?

Because MMOTales died without you.

Obviously not, otherwise the Ninja wouldn’t be posting here.

Uh..you’re right.

Well, that settles that.

Anyhow, the Ninja has moved to Scania, a server of epic proportions and epic egos. It is much more fast paced than Khaini, but you know that, the Ninja’s sure. read more

The Ninja has taken things and kicked them up a notch.

That’s right.

Scania, meet the Ninja.

Correction.

Meet your doom.

The Ninja cometh, and this time he cometh with not a level 32 Fire Poison Mage, nor a level 42 Page, but a LEVEL 85 DK.

Thanks to Aliyah for the mad DK empowerments; it’s a slightly apt manifestation of the Ninja in the wonderful world we know to be MS. read more

The Ninja continues this epic not-epic story. Hehe, this is fun. Sort of.

–Start–

I woke up in a room that smelled like mushrooms.

There were several things wrong with that. First, I didn’t just “wake up.” More like. . .groan awake as every vein in my body exploded with pain, and each nerve ending felt as if there was a tiny, enraged midget chewing on it. That was just the first thing. The second was that I could only remember one time in which I’d been in a place that smelt overbearingly of mushrooms. read more

(EDIT. HEAR YE, HEAR YE. Indescane is the rockzorz.)

Well, the Ninja is somewhat pleased today. Ph34r the MMO blog.

Collection of Gachapon weapons has reached a new high in items had; they are as follows:

Pointed Shovel
Hammer
Bamboo Spear
Frozen Tuna (Level 10 and the first of its kind in Khaini)
Red Brick. (Best weapon ever.)

Thank heavens the Ninja is a Str sin. Prolly the only sin in MS capable of holding the Red Brick, which is level 15 with a 20 Str req. More than that is the pointed shovel, which has a 25 Str req. The Ninja’s Red Maple Bandana allows him to hold that, and the odd stares garnered are priceless. read more

After a month and a half hiatus from MMOT, the Ninja returns in a flash of smoke bombs and awesomeness.

Yeah.

Awesomeness.

Let’s see. MS.

The Ninja got an afro. And a mustache. Blue afro.

And.. still 37. Pretty dull.

Good MMOT member “islapbabies” has lent the Ninja a level 80 female hermit.

All that power, at the cost of masculinity. Anyways. read more

Hello one and all!

The Ninja welcomes you to the year of 2007. Which, already, forecasts many a good assassination, dismemberment, decapi- anyways.

The point of this blog is to make you, the reader, think as you read the Ninja’s biting wit.

So, let’s overview a good bit of the year!

January through May – Aboslutely nothing. The Ninja watched a clock for 5 months. Mental training. read more

The title is pretty broad.

The Ninja shall cut it down with mincing wit and sharp words.

During the first installment of the RP, some awesome fights happened.

The Ninja’s particularly fixed upon the the battle with Argent and the stopping thereof by Alley.

Hence, the Ninja poses a request to the artists of MMOT.

Draw a scene from that battle. If you are able to. read more

Edit: This is retyped because the file uploader is an idiot, and doesn’t accept certain types of files.

The Ninja is moving.

Why, you may ask?

Well, pirates have found the Ninja’s address (the Ninja blames society and the internet) and while they pose no threat, finding empty bottles of rum on the lawn and one’s lawn gnomes cracked is quite irritating. read more