Back for more? I knew you’d be. I’m just magnetic like that. *cough*
Aaaanyway, you may have noticed I got a new picture to put up in place of the ol’ Symphonia picture. I just found it sitting in my capture folder, edited it, and bam. Nice jousting picture. Right? Right? Whatever. -_-; The picture really has nothing to do with this blog. But don’t ignore it! That’s mean! Just… pretend it’s Daily Bugle front page material.
So. You saw the title. You probably know what’s coming. You don’t? Then hey! We’re on the same page!
Mias. What were they? What level were they? Where could I find them? These are the things that ran through my mind. Upon research on the internet, I found their location. I traveled there to finish all three quests that required me to hunt them. The poor, cursed, slave girls. Anyway, this isn’t about them. It’s about me! *shoves cute little ghost girl from the spotlight* So I started with Small Mias. I hunted for a bit uneventfully, until I finished up the slaughtering of 20 of their kind for Rogos or somebody like that. Little did I know he’d send me on a wild adventure.
What’s purple, green, and really annoying? Why, Wagsaacs of course! I swear, if I have to hunt these for one more quest…
So! The title! Well, let me explain.
See, to be frank, it’s freezing. My house is an ice cube. Not by my request, of course. *rolls eyes* Anyway, after pulling myself away from a certain game, *cough TwilightPrincess cough* I decided I needed something hot to eat while I finished up hunting the Wagsaacs for their bones, and the occasional Bluehoney. So, I did what all of us would do. Made some Ramen! *utter silence* Riiight. After heating up the water, I discovered that the heat was somehow making one of the burners move only slightly enough that the glass plate sitting on it began to shake ever so slightly. That entertained me for about 5 minutes. I’m easily distracted. So, anyway… the Wagsaac hunting. I’ve had worse. But these things are annoying, requiring me to heal more than I’d like. After getting 14 bones, (when I only needed 10) I set out for the NPC “Heltung.”
Okay, first of all, what the heck kind of name is that? It sounds like the name of an evil adviser to the king or something. *cough LordoftheringsGrimaWormtongue cough* What? That was nothing. Anyway, I searched a good 25 minutes for this guy. I looked at a map of all the world’s NPCs, nada. Finally, I search the net and find he’s right next to Saint Hall, which I had been at a hundred times and not seen him. I saw some other NPC’s “?” bubble, but not his. Anyway, I talked to him, and he gave me roughly 15% exp. Not bad. Then he asks me something else. “Hey, why don’t you get an item this time that’s slightly harder to find than the last one! That sounds like fun! Drop dead, Heltung. I set out on that quest, where I leveled up! But I don’t have a picture. I’m slow. I do, however, have a picture of some engrish that struck me as being pretty funny. But hey, this is Flyff. Not like that’s uncommon. Huh. I also happened across a song on my media player that expressed my mood when talking to Heltung. Translated, it said “burning inside with violent anger.” Perfect! (Some of you may know that as One Winged Angel.)
Need somebody to laugh at? Hey! You’ve come to the right place! Good timing!
I’m well aware my BBCode skills fail. I won’t fix any strange link errors unless it’s really bad. I’d love for someone to teach me the finer points of BBCode.
So I finally logged into Flyff again. An accomplishment in itself! I realized why I’d stayed away so long: lag. No worries, soon, I’ll have a more capable graphics card in hand, and that’ll be that. A few moments in, I reluctantly went to options to turn the music off so I could listen to my own. Hallelujah! It didn’t crash! Stupid bug.
Looking for a tale of action? Adventure? Exploration of mysterious lands? Want somebody to make fun of? Like purple hair? What’re you waiting for! Surely, you cannot pass up an opportunity to read of the tales of the wondrous Erk! Or maybe you could. I don’t know, I don’t think I know you that well, whoever you are. But I digress. Read and enjoy this tale as I recall it from the depths of his mind. (And you will enjoy it, right? Thought so.
Yes, I like the term Flyffite. Now, as you can see with my pictures already provided, you already know that:
A.I like standing on high places and taking screenshots. It’s my thing.
B.Vagorian is my brother, and he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to FlyFF.
C.Where I was training.
So now, let’s start the main blog off with a bang! (Yes, pun absolutely intended.)
Hopefully, you’ve clicked this blog so that I don’t have to cause confusion when I say that this is “TheKT.” Yeah, when I signed up, I didn’t realize that’d be my display name. I’m an idiot, what can I tell you. I’d much rather go by Erk, since that’s my character’s names. (Maple Story and FlyFF.) So basically, I’d appreciate an attempt to frontpage this so that I don’t have people saying “You copied that name of the Erk blogs” or something like that.