The Red carpet to zakum.

Of course,Chief bandits are one of the 3 most important classes needed in zakum.
Priest for healing.
Dk for hyperbody.
Dits for bombing.

Today i managed to get into a zakum batch,and all 8 arms died pretty fast.
Then i had to bomb.
Being a cdit,
bombing..
i therefore had a good party
with everyone taking extra care of me
(heys,i can deal a hell lot of damage in a short time,you slack and make sure i am alive thats all.)
There were like a total of 4 dits in that batch. read more

Randomness!

Lets see how fast you get boad reading my shyt

Me and silver went all over the place and killed a mm

We both killed it without using any mp attacks

and i got a 60% glove dex > >

and a mushroom spore which i npced.

We went to gpq too.

We redid it because stage 1 was taking too long to clear.

Then someone had to loose that spear > > read more

What am i?
Was i born unlucky? > >

Dear diary,
Today was a fcking bad day.
It wasnt all that bad when it started.
Well,i woke up,gobbled lunch and rushed off to work,and was please that i managed to clock in on time today (i am always late lol cos its a long walk there from the train station,plus there are many people to dodge and stuff like that)
When i clock in,i peeped at the chart.
I was expecting to be a runner again.
( Runner = to fetch doughnuts , not actually run everywhere )
But WTH?I was listed under cafe and dining.
That ment that i had to clear the cafe and wash the dishes.
No fecthing of doughnuts to custermors D:
Which was my favourite FAVOURITE role.
And for gods sake,I suxed at washing.
And this punk girl wanted to get into a fight with me because of…
a paper bag for her to take away her doughnut that she could not finish in the cafe?
Thank god her boyfriend was there and he was reasonable.
And something funny happened.
A custermor could not open a glass bottled beveraged and asked a nearby staff (some macho looking guy) to open it for him.He couldnt,and went to fetch a towel to aid him.As he was doing so,i told him to pass to me the bottle.He unwillingly hands me over the bottle and said ‘you CAN open MEH?’ as i opened it right infront of his very own eyes
(Meh is a singlish word.Its meaning =a slang to mean to doubt.And it takes proper technique to open stuff.My mum sometimes asks me to open her kitchen jars for her .My hands rox rite?)
Aniway later on another custermour ordered a glass bottled drink and this time the guy asked me to help open it for him.
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The Good side of bombing – Mesos Explosion

Well,it took me around 2 1/2 hours to grindn 79%,thus proceeding to lv 89.
The good part about this –
I subsitute mesos for damage
Bombing goby fish houses = 2 hit ko 1 house ; 6 gobies x 2800 exp with a 2xexp card
Well time and tide waits for no man
Money cant buy back time.
Would you rather grind for say 8 hours or so just to level?
Or cut short of time and do it the faster way,if you could afford it?
(Lv 7x = 1-2m for 100% , 2 hours [wth 2xexp card])
(Lv 8x = 1-2.5m for 100% , 2- 3 1/2h [wth 2xexp card]) read more

She sits there,cautousely staring over the new tops she had bought.
Her 1st 30% scroll.
It boomed.
She tried on her 2nd top.
It failed,so she npced it.
The 4th failed and was npced too.
The 5th passed.
She put aside the 5th,and wore yet another new top.
Her 1st 70% scroll on a top.
It passed.
The next passed too.
The 3rd failed,but didnt boom.
She kept aside that top too,and wore another fresh one.
A different 70% scroll.
On that 1st top that had passed a 30%.
It passed. read more

”Wedding betwen xFoReVeRLuVx and Now is about to start at the cathedral in channel 15”

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Dern kept blocking my face with his chat!
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Silver does look wierd in dresses 0_o
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The guild ss (most ppl invited were from incendiary and my bl)
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D; i didnt get any muffins
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Overall the wedding was quite fun,apart from 1 dog in my buddy list who said vulger things to me after i refused to let him into incendiary because it was full.Oh and i got a 60% shoe jump,60% help def and 10% overall luck from the teddy room,but didnt get to finish it because my groom dc.
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I was thinking of making another pureluck sindit (like now) , for the fun of it.
And because ._. (yes) i miss people envying my damage in orbis pq. (seriousely,it roxs :1)
The only difference between now and the new dit,if she was ever created will be that
the new dit will have a higher damage earlier because i upgraded my top and bottom much later. read more

”91%!”
”92%!”
”95%!”
”oh shucks!i died :1”
”91%!”
”92%!”
”93%!”
”what i died again?”

So i rushed to take the ship back to vic to kill captain lancada,as it gives off around 6% at my level,and with my 2xexp,i could level.
But who knows,a freak popped into my map A SPLI SECOND (yar,a split sceond,wth?) before my sg boss was summoned,and there he was,etchan,the freak 9x fire mage,ksing my sg boss.
He refused to cc,and i kinda bombed 250k on the boss.
I hurridly looted the rest back,then died trying to ask him to get lost.
My 2nd boss round,cos i was afraid he was going to do the same later,i simpilly summoned the boss without dropping my bomb money.
Results –
I had to flee from the map when he had 1/6 hp left,simpily cos i had left 15 hp pots. read more

Whats the 1st thing that comes to your mind when you read the title?
9 thousand assults?
You mean beating people up?
Well,think agan.
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Captain Lancada
Or whatever his name is.
I take about 500k or less to bomb-kill him,using 2222 sacks of mesos.
Results:
1st try:Some lame lv 90 female top and pots
2nd try:A casa crow (i always wanted one) wa89 spd 10 ._.
Spending 1million on bombing him was kinda ok,
the light ect is worth around 100k when you npc it and i earn back from the drops.
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THEY DO NOT GIVE YOU ENOUGHT SPACE FOR A NICE TITLE!
Aniway,it should be called
”A wedding,A proposal,Lame stumpy,The moron,and a missing eyeball.”

The wedding!
I attended my bf’s wedding.
They were like 1/2 hour late because they didnt know how 2 get in.
By that time my eyes were watering (12am+) LOL
In the end we got in
I rented a dress
and WTH when we got out,the system removed the dress,thus making me drop into a croud of people nude!! >O
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