All posts by Darkwar4ever

The Heart & Soul of an Octopus

Meet Raikou, an ordinary fire mage that like to poke around killing stuff.
So he wandered down to the octopus field. What happened next? Well shizzle my dizzle! He started to slay octopus! So that’s why the blog’s name is named The heart and soul of an Octopus. Well, soon when he slayed exactly 100 and 1 octopus. He found exactly 50 and ½ hearts and 202 souls. (yay for my math skillz) So the souls turned into soul teddies and then the teddies killed Raikou. But then the hearts turned into Zakums and the Zakums destroyed the world. read more

The Spammers

Blah Blah Blah Blah. Regularly this might seem confusing to you. The common Bla Bla Bla is more like it no?
Ok that was to get your attention.
OH NO! IT SEEMS THAT A BLACK HOLE THAT WAS IN AREA 51 HAS BROKEN IT’S PROTECTIVE SCREEN AND IT’S STARTING TO SUCK THE WORLD IN! HALF OF THE STATES ARE GONE ALREADY!
Ok that was my second attempt to get your attention.
Good, let’s get down to buisness. read more

Omg, an idiot.

I was just sitting around in perion when this level 21 female warrior asks me if I had a fruit knife for her so she can buy for her friend. Jesus Christ this calls for desperate times…
So I dont have 1 and I suggest she starts a mule to get 1. She probably didn’t know what a mule was so I told her that it was starting a new character.She says “Holy cow! Hell no!” and then says “Nvm you’re just a noob” AND SHE DEFAMED ME! (I was at 50 btw) She probably didn’t know that she could have more than 1 character, but still she didnt have to call me a noob since I was level 41 and she was level 21. That’s a 20 level difference people. And I have a level 117 in Scania. Not showing off sorry for any offense given. read more

DingDong

On a regular basis, I’m playing MapleStory (recently changed to the world Scania <_<“) And so I start creating a character. On my 4th dice roll I got 12 strength and the rest 4s. So I took that choice. Should I make a DEXless warrior? Once I saw a video of Dexless spearman that did some godly dmgs at even lvl 48 or something. BUt back to the main point. read more

The Apocalypse (Part 1)

Hello, this is my first try at a story blog. Try not to say Boo all the time, even though it may be very tempting to some people. ^_^
[Well, I borrowed some names from people in the game so I’m sorry if the people in the Story feel offended in any way. But I just can’t think of putting my name in the story. Honestly… BurningLeage. -.- just thinking about it gives me the creeps.] read more

Know why leveling sucks alittle?

Do you ever get this feeling like when your at 99% and your about to level up and you get all excited?… WELL After you level? How do you feel? Me? It justs decourages me more.. Like from lvl 35 to lvl 36 I say gid deal still 4 more levels t’ill new armors. And when I get new armors?.. I fell bored of it after 5 minutes. Yeah, yeah I may be a pessimist but I still think that MapleStory gets boring once in a while. They should try more INTERESTing events?.. Anyone think this way? Or do you guys have other opinions? Take a moment to write an answer please. Appreciate it!
~DW4E read more

Review..Care_to_read_it?

A review of Love Story part III (modified)

As Isaac starts his adventure he wanders into a dark rain forest… suddenly a gang of green bubbles jumps over him. Isaac quickly reacts to the problem. With his superior star-throwing skillz he quickly dishes out 12 subis that hit all of their targets. The bubbles were all dead, except one. This particular bubble suddenly got really big and started to create earthquakes. As Isaac falls a Mage suddenly jumps behind the big bubble and ordered a tree to fall over it. And with a huge BOOM the bubbled exploded spraying both Isaac and the mage with slime. The mage walked slowly forward, and held out his hand.
[Dialogue]
Mage: Hey, who’re you? I have never seen you in these regions before…
Isaac: My name is Isaac and I come from a northern village named ElNath.
Mage: Hmm, I’ve heard of that place. It’s rumored that there are yetis there am I right?
Isaac: Well apart from the fact that they’re so fat that they can’t even hold themselves up.
Mage: Ho… My name is Arkenux, nice to meet you.
Isaac: (Awkwardly) nice to meet you too.
[They both smile]
Arkenux: Where are you heading?
Isaac: To the event in the city of Kerning
Arkenux: Really? Me too! Hey, how bout we go together?
Isaac: Sure! Why not?
And so they head on their journey. As they walk on for a few hours they hear (once again) another earthquake but this time the pulses are much slower. As if there was a giant advancing toward them. Suddenly a huge arm made of crumbling rocks stretched out and grabbed Arkenux by his waist. Isaac threw his best stars at the huge monster but it was no use. The pieces of metal fell to the ground one by one. The Golem stretched out another arm and soon both Arkenux and Isaac were trapped. The Golem grumbled: I am the first obstacle that you must face in order to get to Kerning. Now I will throw you and you must survive the chute. Good Luck… wait strike that, if you need luck there’s something wrong, eh. And so the two friends got carelessly thrown in the air. ~~~1HourLater~~~
Arkenux: how long were we falling?..
Isaac: Meh.
Arkenux: What do you think where we’re going?
Isaac: Meh.
Arkenux: What’s on your mind?
Isaac: Meh.
Arkenux: WAKE UP YOU FAT PIECE OF JUNK! DON’T YOU HAVE ANY SELF-RESPECT?
Isaac: Meh.
Arkenux: Sigh…
BOOMF!!!!
Isaac: (bored) Oh look we arrived…
Arkenux: yeah…
As they lifted their heads… steel buildings towered over them, skyscrapers that passed the clouds. How were they supposed to find the Dark Lord in such a big place?! read more

Who are the Strongest in MapleGlobal?

I heard rumors about strong Characters that reside in Scania… Bera and Broa. Anyone knows a lsit o’ them?

I know (Mabye)

Strongest DK: Tiger Lvl 15x
Strongest Hermit: NinjaGaru Lvl: ?
Strongest Crusader: Toshirou3 Lvl: 15x
Strongest Priest: DarkMateria Lvl: xxx
Strongest I/L: StarMiles (???)
Strongest F/P:
Strongest Chief Bandit: TheOnlyHope Lvl: xxx
Strongest White Knight: Lvl: xxx
Strongest Ranger: Lvl: xxx
Strongest Sniper: Lvl: read more

Love Story Review Part I

[For those of you that watched love story on you tube should probably know what it is like. And you should’ve remarked that the author never continued to the 4th part. I will try to continue but I’m not sure if I can think the same way as he does. Very well you are warned. I AM NOT TAKING ANYTHING FROM THE AUTHOR. He is merely too lazy to make the 4th one. No offense.] read more