Well, it’s about time!

No, I’m not Canadian. I just haven’t actually WRITTEN about anything in awhile.
Not because of things to write about, but because of a lack of willpower on my part!
Well, I think I should really kick this off in list form.

Thing’s Aurida’s done in the last month.
– Hit Level 74.
– Got Level 7 Holy Symbol (because 114% EXP for 52 seconds is sweet, even if it isn’t yet worth using consistently.)
– Borrowed a sweet Dark Ritual from my lovely friend Jessica. (Jessica, if you somehow manage to read my inane dribble from wherever you’re stationed on, like, the International Space Station looking down on Earth which in this particular extended metaphor and also runon sentence represents MMOtales, you get mad props for that.)
– Befriended Macaw, who is sweet in every concievable way.
– Listened to a lot of Johnny Cash. (Picture A)
– Did nothing all day, then turned around and ceased to be productive.

What Rodin did today is marginally better.
– Retained level 40
– Got his rank in dust-collecting up to 52! (He’s currently under the burden of at least 3 inches of dust on every possible part of his body.)
– Built a bridge from California to Hawaii.
– Constructed a giant, wooden Phoenix Wright and transported it backwards in time to the Trojans
– Knit a sweater out of water
– Achieved total mastery over astronomy, biology, chemistry, physiology, psychology, and France.
– Beat up Chuck Norris (Oddly, he wasn’t worth any experience.)
– Flew for fun
– Jumped into the sky and battled a bald eagle on his own turf
– Played capture the flag with infants, in a hospital
– Won
– Lost
– Beat a cat in a staring contest.
– Beat a cat with a wooden pole.
– Did extensive research on jumping quests.
– Killed snails
– Tossed snails
– Met the queen of all snails
– Became a snail
– Got killed
– Respawned
– Got the Rambo Bow, but couldn’t use it. (Price Check on a 243 attack, +40 speed, +23 jump, 42 slots left War Bow?)

Yeah, that’s pretty much all. Just imagine what the characters you DON’T use are doing while you play with your others. They DO have better things to do than stand there all day, after all.

15 thoughts on “Well, it’s about time!”

  1. – Beat a cat in a staring contest.
    – Beat a cat with a wooden pole.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. . . That was the highlight of my day.

  2. Aurida said: “Price Check on a 243 attack, +40 speed, +23 jump, 42 slots left War Bow?”

    Is that humanly possible?

  3. This made me laugh.
    Hmm.
    I wonder what my character named Scandalously is doing all day. o______o;;

  4. I know what my other neglected characters are doing. They sit down in their little slots, kick their heels and plot for world domination. 😀

  5. – Constructed a giant, wooden Phoenix Wright and transported it backwards in time to the Trojans

    OBJECTION!

  6. Lmao XDDDDD!
    Sounds like you actually were pretty productive.
    Hmm. I don’t like Johnny Cash -cough-, but that pic is funny.

  7. Aaru, I wouldn’t know, I wasn’t there. With my luck, I probably wound up making Aurida kill him by training my friend Mahacklin the archer.

    Rokuji, OVERRULED!

    Faelli, he’s probably marketing ideas to George Bush.

    Holy crap, I was surprised when I got on and saw Sue McAngryface on the front page. Mad props go to ElementFrost, guosim, Indescane, SilverFx, IAmSpazatron, and Aaru! :{D

  8. Heh, Johnny Cash rocks.

    Nice lists. I’m not sure about “Beat up Chuck Norris,” though. Last I checked, nobody beats Chuck Norris.

    Which reminds me of a joke: Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

    Congrats on lv 74!

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