I was thinking about Maple the week I was gone, and…
…What?
Don’t give me that look, you’d do it too.
…Anyway.
I wandered to the topic of what Tek would be doing in the future. Hitting level 30, making the job advancement, getting Power Gua-
…Wait. The job advancement.
Holy flerkinschmidt, Tek has to kill things! Oh dear! OK, OK… What to do?

No! No you’re not! You can’t kill- or indeed hit- the job advancement monsters. So that means plan 1 is out.

To go in like Rambo and just start swinging. But if Rodin couldn’t hit the monsters he needed to kill… half the time, how could your 4 DEX person do it at all? Especially only 40 damage at a time?
Forty damage at a time? I know this means something, but I’m not sure what! What would my heroes do?

Three Snails! That’s IT!
Of course, I’d actually need the snail shells, first. Hum. Oh well, that plan’s better than the other one.

Make another warrior, give him to a friend, and make him get enough marbles for both of us.
…

Uh, Aurida, can you Doom this guy?

Right-o. Well, I suppose I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Back to Zombies with you, Aurida. Maybe you can level sometime.

Aurida’s at Zombies for now, starting at 83.86%
Rodin’s headed to HHG1 until Doom runs off…
Tek’s going to sit here and be nearly invincible. Sounds good- Tastes great!

P.S.: Huh. Odd. It seems I’ve been temporarily blocked from posting due to usage of the word ‘sex.’
We might need some context on that, Captain. It could’ve meant ‘gender.’
What am I supposed to call it? Intercourse?
Yes.
MMOtales, we must band together… to bring intercourse-y back!
See? It doesn’t work. Let’s see what went wrong.
“When commenting, if you have nothing positive, constructive or useful to say, don’t say it.”
Again, context. How do we know it wasn’t constructive?
Your post will be deleted and you will eventually be restricted from posting.
Eventually? What happened to warnings?
– Discussion of hacking, scamming, or cussing etc will result in an immediate ban.
Unless there’s a new ‘intercourse’ hack for Maple, I don’t think so. Since when is that profanity?
– Do not ask people to defame someone.
Nope.
– Do not ask to be trained.
Yes! Teach me to be attractive!
– Do not buy/sell/trade in the forums.
“S> MY BODY?” I don’t think so.
– Do not ask to start / join a guild.
Not long enough to make a guild name with
– Do not use ALL CAPS for a thread title, if you do, your thread will be deleted.
Wasn’t my thread
– Do not post your thread in multiple forums on the site, they will all be deleted.
Wasn’t my thread
– Do not start a thread to solicit your website or guild.
I don’t own intercourse.com. Does that even exist? Never mind, I don’t want to know.
– Posting inappropriate links will get you banned.
link
– Buying/selling accounts is not allowed and will get you banned.
Once again. Not my account… (you can’t even make an account with that.)
So, Captain, I humbly beseech you to either…
A) Give me a valid reason for this…
B) Make an amendment to the rules…
or C) Remove my temporary block.
OK, thanks, goodbye.