Because of Ganzicus’s blog, I was super excited the whole day (well from when I woke up at 11 am to 6 pm when I got off of work) to get to the new NLC map. Just seeing the subway entrance got me way too excited. I mean, you try seeing a familiar relic of your real life home in a 2D game.

The train looks a lot like the 2, 5, or 6 train and judging by the name of the station and the train lines themself (and a bit of common sense) it’s like Times Square. This makes me super happy.

As with every new patch, lag levels increased for me. I died twice due to lag from those insane Electrophants (I love the concept and look of these monsters, they are by far my favorites-but not when I need to train and do quests). I mean, I got like, what, 1XX damage from them at first and thought they were harmless. I even did tremendous damage to the Nependeath (or whatever, I really forget monster names easily) look-a-like-but-mutated creatures. However, all of a sudden I see 680 damaged and my HP dropping below 10%. Then I lag and recover to see me floating and being F6’ed at by 3rd job level mages.
I was definately off to a bad start today. I even got testy and impatient with my best buddy. I was too anxious to see it all and ended up dying.

We met a lot of people today. A few randomly and some from the inappropriate SMegas that I made.
One for Kia
Two for Kia
Three for Kia (weak spam)
One and two for Ganzicus since i r baf at teh speeling (he gave me that to say and I think it was the best of them all because who DOESN’T like muffins and Ganzi’s pants?
One not so clever one for Cheeze (kinda corny, sorry D=) since I forg-uh, spelled his name er wrong and therefore did not end up on his buddy list
Fourth and last for Kia and the one with the best responses out of Windia Oh oh oh (EDIT!) 60% of people thought she was a rare equipt. “Wut lvl? Wat atk?”

Oh! A tale of idiocy for you:
Why am I the dumbest tard in the world?
Answer: *clicks on a gachapon ticket for two minutes* “WHY IS THIS SMEGA NOT WORKING?!”

In other news, apart from the 300 or so damage done by Kia, I kinda solo’d Zombie Mush Mom. I’m in awe that I didn’t die in 3 seconds. I really should have.
And also, I’ve decided to tone down the obnoxiousness. It’s been getting on people’s nerves, I can tell. I’m gonna be chill for a while. I can’t promise to keep the ego to myself though, that’s like impossible, but I’m sure it doesn’t bother people since they’re too busy admiring me.

Good Night!