SEA players know of the new town of Zipangu get there through the Giant Pelican eating a gir who is currently resting on the skyscraper of Kerningl and most people will say that it is a noob place and people shouldn’t go there . If you’re one of those guys, you are wrong *sticks out tongue* You haven’t seen the Lady Boss, or the ah ma <bad term for old people> I got owned two times there T.T

You have to admit it . The monsters in Zipangu looks like some of us *looks at Verbose and DevilryMage* All of them are modelled to be gangsters and Assasins.. Most of them are weak, okay.. 99.999999% OF THEM ARE WEAK They can’t all be weak, so there are a couple of guys ugly enough to put us off our dinners . <but not snack time>

Monster-Maplers Like…

THE 10000000000000-YEAR-OLD LADY BOSS OF ZIPANGU <or perhaps older than that>

Meet the most oldest, definitely the ugliest, the most powerful monster of them all..<In Zipangu that is> She deals up to 111,392 damage and boasts of 75m<if that’s wrong kill CiNdYJuAn> Hit Points . Wearing a..hey, who cares what she’s wearing.. She slaps, she shoots, she.. kills people by jusy kissing them?? <suggested by MattBoy, who was dumb enough to kiss her>> And she took 19 people, killed all of them more than 9 times<except me and the 125 Ice Mage> and summoned enough of her grandchildren/henchmen to kill a whole army of.. oranges.

We had to attack her on a shelf and she got her grandchildren/henchmen to climb up on the shelf, knock us down so she could slap/shoot/kiss us . Nasty . We battled for about 3 and a half hours.. Dying,killing the grandchildren,watching people die when they got/was slapped/shot/kissed/kissing the old lady . Wasn’t boring at all 😀 A bit irratating I suppose, the old lady just would’nt kick the bucket. Tough old nut . *Gets slapped* Ouch .

Sadly, I can’t present a picture of what she looked when she died, or the picture of the item she dropped because I dc-ed the moment she died AWWWWWWWWWWW LADY YOU ARE JUST TOO MEAN!!!! My party told me she dropped a comb . A COMB!! A COMB!!!!!! 3 HRS 30 MINS JUST FOR A STUPID COMB!!!!!! *faints and gets carried out on a stretcher* That was just a complete waste of time . *Gets slapped by the old Lady again* zzz.
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I found out the secret of how males get into the Female SPA!! Yeah, the sick perverts who come in and spam “WOOOOO! LOOK AT ALL E CHIO BUS [pretty gals]!!” Idiots.

What you need :
1. A Female priest with mystic door .

2.Thats about it .

The priest goes into the suana, goes to the most right, under the second tap.
Press up and gets into the Secret SPA.
Door .
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I got an Illbi for my sin ^^

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