Guru’s Boring MMORPG Reviews…

So I was gone for a while as already evident, but then the Ninja said “hey, post a blawg.”

So I did…

But it wasn’t enough. It didn’t emanate enough PWNage to rawk da house. So I pondered what would be the best.

A Hacker Blog? Bleh, already made tons of those

A Blog Mocking Nexon? Maybe next time.

A Blog Making Fun of an MMOer who is an Idiot? Made enough of those. read more

Kradia, Mardia, YELLODNE!?

LOLOLOLOL (the lettered word that can auto ban you from this site. : D Take out the m in smex.)

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo’

Guess what :3?
I got scammed

WOOOOOOOT (Does a happy dance). 21M down the drain ;D! I bought that 7 attack work glove in the beginninng of summer :3. I kept it until yesterday. No drop games just simply scammed :3. You know those trade scams and how they cancel really quickly then put it back? I managed to get fooled :3! Horahhh!!! Woot woot! >_> read more

smegas x ]

BEST DAY EVERR<33 Better than the one before. Well, today when I was chciking the Cash Shop I found 10k in there. I nearly fell out of my chair cuz I didnt remeber I bought it. So I was like, “WHY IS THERE 10K IN THE CS?!” Well and yeaaa. So finally, whe I remebered I bought it again, I bought 2 smegas 1 megaphone, friendship ring, and blush. So yeaa. Also I joined another guild. There goes the 8 guild I joined this year. Yesh, I am crazy. read more

Partying all day, every day!

The subject I speak of is partying, and the quests associated with it!

That’s right, it was a party quest weekend for me, with new discoveries, and retreading of old ones. First up: Henesys PQ!

I got on PoisonedSoup to HPQ with my friend. He was babbling about how good the EXP was and such, but he can definitely exaggerate, so I was prepared for somewhat low rates. read more

Once Upon a Red Moon – Prologue

Disclaimer : I, or any of my colleagues claim the right to MapleStory, for it is the property of Nexon, Wizet, Asiasoft etc. The guns used in this story belongs to their rightful companies. Some of the characters in this story are not created by me, but instead by my co-writers and betas, who are mentioned in the next line. I do not claim ownership of these characters. This story is a mere fan tribute, and is not to be recreated for the likes of profit, or without the consent of myself (Glacier123 (MS)), Heiji (MMOTales, Hjiscool (MS), Eien Kaosu (FF.net ), and BloodyHanyou (MS, AngelDevilHanyou (FF.net ). read more

Double DING!

So i just wrote this big thing with Maple news like pirate class and 4th job to SEA and then somehow i went back and it deleted it so ill do an abbreviated version…

i LVLed to 60 and im 10 LVLs and 2 months away from my goal…

SEA got 4th job, luck bastards, also Hurricanes official name is now Storm Arrow….which sucks, hurricane is much better… read more

52 cards in a deck…

And 52 levels in a year. And a half. Something like that >.>

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Well since I’m LAZY and can’t think coherently enough to write a real experience blog, I’ll just throw a bunch of screenshots at you. Have fun.

1) My new key settings. The red = where my left hand rests. It’s a bit odd, but I find jumpshooting a lot easier now. And I experience far fewer accidental ctrl+alt+deletes. read more

J-Zee’s Back!

Well, things have SURE changed here. Mip’s active once more, Waffle’s back, fpooned’s active again, and other stuffies I should be celebrating about. Ah, this place brings back good memories. I almost forgot how to use most of the functions, and I left my old writing style somewyhere, so bear with me.

[h] JYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/h] read more