Life as a (Sexeh!) Ranger

Let’s have some random Screenshots first, shall we not?

Bad grammar brings bad misunderstandings. Besides, no one can steal teh Silvar. ^^

I found yet another clone! Even if she is a Sniper, and wears a Green Lineros, and is seven levels higher than me, but it was still fun.

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been collecting random ‘grats from the BL and Guild, all of whom never thought they’d see the day that I will get to third job. XD One random stranger even congratulated me too. read more

Don’t you love Dreams?

In my dream i was in a city full of lights, it was so beautiful. Looking around me I said to myself “Oh my what a lovely place”. What i didn’t notice at first where many creatures. The creatures didn’t seem to notice me even ones that passed right by me. When i looked at one of them that passed by closely i could almost say that i saw things like this before, i just couldn’t place where i had seen them. read more

quitting conquer!

Well, after a while, im gonna quit, im bored, i looted sooooooooooooooooooo many high lvl equips (most of them are godly) and i have gotten bored, im a lvl 41 trojan, simply godly to, my dmg is great, and i want to trade my acc for a maplestory acc or maplestory stuff, contact me via email, haloinbmil AT NOSPAM hotmail.com, if u want pics, i cant send em since i unistalled conquer for room on my comp read more

Um.. new to MMO… hope i do this right

I’m new to MMO tales.. kinda wondering if this is a fanfic site (i’ve read some very nice stories that are maple based) or just a blog site (similar to xanga or myspace

I didn’t have much time to maple today, but i managed to get into a few opqs, and finally got my lvl63 with my cleric *pic 1*. ^.^ cleric power ftw!! xP

yesterday was far more interesting, as i found a maple staff at jr. wraiths.
also w00t for maple weapons *HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY gMS!!!* so far i’ve gotten a maple wagner, claw, and staff. i’ve hunted for presents as well, but so far have only gotten a white bandana.. i want blue 0.0 like everyone else, i’m sure. xP
i can’t wait to get out of opq (again) and get priest(ess) status!! -^.^- read more

On the catwalk, on the cat walk yeah

Ok so… uh… No one should be suprised to hear that I quit my guild.

In fact this time I was VERY close to making my own until I lagged out because for some reason I thought I could take on the FM ch1 today… which I couldn’t and it definately wasn’t worth the try. By the time I reset my computer and relogged on, everyone in my party was gone. And no, I cannot make it without those specific people. They’re my friends and I was hoping they’d be there for my first guild… making… It’s going to be called “AppleBomb” or whatever I like that is available, and before you go on to think “ego trip”, it just happens to be my favorite set of words (and favorite song). read more

Level 50? Try 51.

Start: 9:02 A.M EST

Tabulation of Divisions
1. Explanation of Pictures
2. Level Up!
3. The Spraining of Pirkiiee’s tailbone. (Pic not including, as they were deemed too awful by the SWDS association)
4. Maple Events (Lag Time!)
5. Strange Conversations
6. I FOUND APPLES AND THE ARCTIC!
7. Disbanding guilds make little kittens cry.
8. More randomness. (yays)
9. Final Thoughts read more

Banned Story and Kittens!!!

I will get to banned story in a moment but first this important news,

OMG THE KITTENS OPENED THEIR EYES!!!
THEY’RE SO PRETTY AND CUUUTE
theyre beautiful
just beautiful

-tear rolls down cheek-
i am very happy about the last three kittens surviving
^__^
be happy with me!!!
the biggest one and the first to do everything, his name iiiiiss
-drumroll- read more

Presents ahoy!

Oh joy!

Well, good an bad things have happened today…when i first stepped out of Kerning city to kill some octopi for Nella (my employers are so strange) and the place had no octopi, only candles.

CANDLES.

They’re adorable, absolutely cute, but I despise them, they dodge my arrows like it’s an easy task, and I arrows I waste. Oh well, I am still in training. Mayhaps one day, I will be able to hold my head high in pride, knowing taht I’m one of the best crosbow weilders in all of Victoria Island. And who knows? maybe my renown will reach other places as well. read more

The 30 Second Party

Need somebody to laugh at? Hey! You’ve come to the right place! Good timing!

I’m well aware my BBCode skills fail. I won’t fix any strange link errors unless it’s really bad. I’d love for someone to teach me the finer points of BBCode.

So I finally logged into Flyff again. An accomplishment in itself! I realized why I’d stayed away so long: lag. No worries, soon, I’ll have a more capable graphics card in hand, and that’ll be that. A few moments in, I reluctantly went to options to turn the music off so I could listen to my own. Hallelujah! It didn’t crash! Stupid bug. read more

awww yeah!

Wussup all. I’m not Jonathan! Im actually his cousin. If youd like ot buy and of the following merchandise please contact HolyRavenX on Scania. This is the real blog
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Hello All. Here is my first blog in a while.
I was walking around trying to sell my black tube while I was heading to Ludibrium to get to KFT. I started telling people to buy my black tube but no one listened. Then when I was on ship I got it traded for a +5 MorningStar! Lucky lucky. I forgot about the rest of the items but anyway… If you want any of em contact me read more