So, um. I’ve never done this before. This is where I put stuff in, right?
Testing, testing… One, B, four…
Excellent. Well, today, your beloved author isn’t here. Nay, it is I, Aurida, the always neglected ‘character’ who merely gets PLAYED by that fool like I am some sort of pawn. Marching me into incessant danger, forcing me to kill or be killed! read more

Hi all! FirstKnight writing his MMO experience!

Okay, so today I decided to do all the quests in Korean Folk Town. Yes, all. All as in everything. You get the picture.

This one quest was really annoying. It was the last one. It’s called “Mr. Shim’s Request”. All you have to do is collect 300 rice from retz, and that’s it. You’re done. read more

Hacker 2nd job? So what’ll be the 3rd?! *Scared*

Guosim is by NO MEANS a hacker. This screenshot is completely edited by myself with guosim and his/her permission as the “main character.” Anyone who accuses him/her of hacking after viewing this screenshot will be hunted down by Guosim or myself and made to hit themselves repeatedly with a rubber chicken. Thank you. read more

Wow, it’s been awhile since I’ve been on MMOTales. About a month, to be exact. I’m sure everyone remembers me. (voice is dripping with sarcasm…wait, I can’t speak on the Internet, so technically, my words are dripping with sarcasm. O_o)

Anyway, it appears that GMS and MSEA both really hate me. GMS won’t let me download the patch (I’ve tried the manual, but it still won’t download) and MSEA won’t let me download gameguard files?! Weird, haha. So, technically, I have nothing related to MMO to blog about. read more

this is just a pointless angry rant. i wanna get it off my chest.
I was in Ludi PQ yesterday and today. I leveled up on wednesday to 47, then yesterday i went up to 60%. and today i only went up 20% because wvery party i am in breaks apart, or the leader doesnt have a track or nobody knows what to do.
One PQ, the leader went and took a shower DURING STAGE 4.
the second, the leader was afk for 20 minutes
the third, people disconnect with passes
+ When it comes to doing portals and collecting passes, 2 or more portals are skipped and no one says anything and the who party has to check all the portals again.
+with all of this combined, I HARDLY GET IN! if i do, the pq ends early! read more

today we did alot of pq in the evening, (earlier today i had life ;P)
its kinda fun, bcause u can work with ur guildmates, and we have so awesome guild,
but its like work for nothing, no exp, rarely scrolls.. etc =.=
today i got none.. and we did like 5 GPQ :/
at sunday or monday ill go back to goby train, i hope i idont kill myself much… T.T
its crazy exp tho^^ but i kept dieing when i first went there :S
but this time ill b more careful^^
i got to get to 72 so i could go there with no fear ;P
meso guard ftw read more

Alright, WHAT makes newbies think that since they are weaker they deserve a channel all their own on any map they decide to grace with their weak presence?!?

I got bored, so I decided to start that DANGER 1-G mushroom quest again. (VERY bored)
So I’m off in HHG1 completely PWNiNG the top shelf, when some stupid theif nub (lvl 1x) decides to kill em too!
Lets play back that convo, shall we? o.O read more

EDIT: Dangit, everytime there’s an error, it switches over to default MapleStory D: I SELECTED FLYFF DANGIT >

Hello there people of MMO Tales! My name’s iP0x as you can see. My name is not pl0x, but it does come from the word. While playing Flyff my brother misspelled pl0x into lp0x. I read this as Ip0x since in the game, I’s and l’s look the same. According to my definition, iP0x is a virus Apple made to infect Microsoft with a virtual chicken pox ; See the attached image for the conversation ; read more

The tree-planting event is back! I loved that last year. Instead of seeds though, you get seedlings. I used up my first one yesterday and I got my favourite cheap prize: a pair of wings. Hehe, last year I had so many of those darn things I ran around with 15 of them activated at once. It was great XD. I aim to collect some more.

And if I get a Gaia Cloak in the process, well, that’s just wonderful too. read more

It was warm inside Grendel’s home. My eyes opened slightly, and I heard talking amongst several people.

“Is he going to be okay masters?”
“He will be fine, but he is going to need plenty of bed rest.”
“He’s waking up!”

I opened my eyes completely now, and saw Jeremy, Sherry, and the Job Masters. Sitting next to me holding my hands was Jenny.
“Where.. What happened?” I asked.
“You were attacked, by that spearman.” Answered the Dark Lord.
“You are lucky to be alive Frankie, your legs and one arm are broken.” Added Balrog.
“Come, let him have his rest.”
They all left as I drifted off into a deep sleep. read more