Zombie Mushmom- poem :D

Taking the taxi to the 24-Hour Store
just to get that zombie mushmom spore!
…Only to remember it’s a poisonous mushroom
(Oh well, they’re in the same kingdom)
Waiting in the cave with a friend, killing the spawn
Hoping it’ll come before dawn.
Finally it appears
Then another party suddenly comes with wounded up gears
They had already killed it
Before we could hit!
They steal the drops
Before they could be stopped.
We sit there in amazement
and then start to vent.
But someone pipes in, “Shall we go for another run?”
And we agree, sure, it’ll be fun. read more

Malice: 5

Yes, the two chapter special.
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Chapter 5: And the Totally Clichéd Plot Thickens

The fight moved through the entire forest of Ellinia. As they went through the forest, many ancient trees were knocked down, one of them a habitat for many Lupins. When their home came crashing down, one of them made a rather rude gesture.

“Is that all you’ve got? If so, then I don’t need to waste my time on you anymore.” The air around Hethrias started glowing blue, and a seal appeared on the ground beneath him. He threw a dark blue rock into the air and turned it into a glyph. read more

The Reason I can’t play Maple

Ugh.
Darn j00, nexon.
Maple worked fine until you came along.
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Well, when Maple starts, THERE IS NO MUSHROOM thingy, just the top left thingy that stops at connect.
So I tried re-installing Maple.
MapleStory.msi got all the way to the end of the load screen, then stopped for 10 minutes, before a new thing popped up.
So I went to Add or Remove programs.
And I was surprised to see a Repair option, which, when I clicked said.
MAPLESTORY.MSI DOES NOT EXIST.
Any help is highly appreciated.
(I have tried re-installing, restarting the comp, restarting the internet, Eating a Waffle) read more

Malice 4 and Return of a Zathe

ZOMG!

MIDDLE SCHOOL PROJECTS JUST HANDED MY ACE TO ME!
AND NOW I HAVE A BIG HISTORY PROJECT!

Now for the two chapter special?
Just to say hello again.
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Chapter Four: Me Fail at English? UNPOSSIBLE!

A person waving a cheap, flimsy sword around screamed as a swarm of oversized, wild pigs with large tusks chased him.

“Help meeeeeeeeeeee!” He cried out. A person, presumably his brother that was training him, buried his face in his hands. read more

WK’s and Pages FTW!

I was training at FoG today and I happened to come across a Page and a WK. It’s very rare to see either and to see two in the same channel at the same place that just amazing. SO I started talking with them and stuff having a good time then changed channels to start to go train. And then I saw ANOTHER Page. This one started like…worshiping me. I forgot to take a screen of it though, it was funny and then I saw one more Page but he CCed before I could spam Threaten at him. That’s what Pages/WKs do when they meet. It fun. Don’t knock it. read more

Gettin’ the girls?

Hmm last night I was walking around and all of sudden, I see a group of guys in the same guild hitting on this girl. I thoguht it was stupid but it also looked fun. Well, I decided to try it too just for the fun of it. When I began to do it, this level 8 walks up to me and starts following me. I allowed him to be my sidekick that repeats whatever I say. So I run around Henesys channel 1 hitting on all these random girls. Almost every single one I saw. I ended up getting 3 fame for being slick and 2 defames for being a jerk. One girl did really want to go out but I told her I wasn’t serious and she was all sad. I felt really bad. It was really fun but I won’t be doing it again after the incident with that girl. I doubt she was really sad though but I still feel like crap. LMAO Good fun, guys. Good fun. read more

The 3 Noobs Ch 2

Ch 1 was a success so now its time to do ch 2. HURRAAAAAAAAAY

*Back at Burger King*

Noob2: Wat do you mean im at burger king!

Someguy: Well ur at burger king so you better buy something or get lost!

Noob2: Ok…..get me a Starbucks with extra ice.

Someguy: We dont sell that here.

Noob2: Well then **** you!

Someguy: You.

Noob2: *Pulls out sword*

Noob2: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! read more

kerning pq guide beefed up

i added some things to my kerning PQ guide. if you or your friends are struggling at the First acompaniment
or you wonder why first timers are having difficulty, check out my guide. it’s made up based on
what i learned in the KPQ and my personal experiences.

link

I’m thelastcor and uh i break scarabs..

The title may seem like this is an AA meeting but it shall become apparent later on XD

First we shall start where I left off I was level 92.

Training was long and arduous and I didn’t do much. I logged on and Aliyah was on and was about to level

Through no fault of my own I trained. And trained. And trained a bit more. A level up was not far off. In the bottom corner of dangerous gorge 1 after using countless avengers I killed off most of the mob of squids and levelled to 93 *crowd goes wild*. read more