…OK, so not really. But that IS a Tek Jansen-related quote, so it still counts as my source material.
Yeah, it’s my presentation of Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen, a new Tek Jansen adventure! -theme song starts playing-
Tek, of course, is still getting absolutely no playing time due to the fact that his attack range is… uh, 4 to 40. At level 15, you’d expect more from a Warrior, but heck! At level 40 or so he’ll be partying with Priests, so it works out in the end.
Aurida: “Hey, I’m a Priest!”
Yes, but you, my friend, cannot be on at the same time as Tek. Thusly, you fail.
Aurida: “Flerkinschmidt.”
Rodin: -cries himself to sleep in a corner-
Yeah, though. Tek hit Lv. 15, which means he’s now a full-fledged HP Warrior! In one of those before-and-after pictures you always see in the plastic surgery commercials, (coincidentally, most of them get the Before and After signs mixed up. Scam artists) you should now view pictures 1 and 2.
Notice Tek’s lack of a guild. Yeah, I’m fine with this happening, seeing as Aurida’s on the guild master’s buddy list anyway.
Yeah, like the typical idiot I am, I messed up and put two points into STR. Oh well, it’s only 100 HP anyway. I guess it’s true- what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! Not that he’ll use it… read more

ms global havnt got anything new eversince i left nz.I am in taiwan for a month n ow and theres still nothing!I dont really want to play a game that havnt got anything good/new for the last 5 months.GMs in ms global should really do their job properly since ms taiwan is already on patch 4.3.I might leave ms global and go play ms taiwan.

Alright, folks, good news from the shadow viper! I’m back in college with a new net connection, and hopefully I’ll finally be back in the Maple Story game! Time will tell, and my final verdict will be submitted later. For now, another first day of classes begins soon! So until I get back later today, keep mapling, and be happy!

(Disclaimer: Reader’s Discretion is Mandatory.
I don’t want people coming after me to phlame me for posting inappropriate material. I don’t think there’s much to phlame in there, anyway. I just want to make a point that I believe the MMOtales community can handle maturely.)

Anyone remember the old days when your entire sentence gets blocked from being posted if it contains one Forbidden Word? read more

I just created a mule to get more money by selling more orbis scrolls, in the meantime, showing my skills on my agility and avoidable. . . Without dieing!
Just a short post for a short laugh >.>

O(**(O(‘o’Q) A Punching Kirby production

Okay, you know that character simulator that someone posted today, was posted on the forums by sapphire8, and was posted in a blog a long time ago by sushiXchris? Well all those posts, the simulators were outdated. I mean outdated now, cause that was made a long time ago. I have another new character simulator, it like the same thing, except it doesn’t take a long *slight better loading* times to load the graphics, and there isn’t any Japanese writing on there. Its awesome. And I’m sorry if I took you guys character simulators. =D THEY’RE OUTDATED, OKAY!? read more

No, not eating your level. Its enjoying it!

Nothing much, just kept training in Perion street corner, slash-blasting at every possible moment.
And for some KSing mages, and Sins. =P

I also KSed the heck outta’ some very unfriendly Maplers.
A small convo I think I remembered, (Of course, in proper english.)

Them: Oi! You get out of here lah.
Me: Why? This is for all of us.
Them: *hockkien barrage of bad words*
Me: *kses the heck outta them using bamboo spear*
Them: *CCs* read more

link

good maple simulator but u hav to download

edit:all credit goes to sapphire8

…OK, so not really. Fans of the immortal Stephen Colbert (I am a proud member of the Colbert Nation) should recognize the nameplate of…
…
…My new HP Warrior!! Rah rah rah!

Technically, he’s not an actual HP Warrior… not yet. You’ll notice that his HP is still crappy– for a warrior. Poor Aurida only slightly has double that, and he almost has seven times as many levels. Bleh.
Speaking of which, he’s even closer to that since he hit Lv. 76 early yesterday morning. Woot!
…Oh, wait, no. No one cares. Hehe. read more

Can someone give me a list of hacks? Or post the ones you know here.
No I’m not a Hacker or going to be one. I just want to know a list of hacks for my series I’m writing.
I want to know names of hacks and what they do NOT where you get them.
And Waffle or any other people that say this belongs to forums it says we can’t talk about hacks so I’m kind of scared to post this there. So if anyone could help me out. I’d appreciate it. read more