Hah! Due to a loophole in the legal process used to keep me from spewing any of my crap over the slate of this website, I have returned.
Yes.
I don’t know if I have anything left to fill another Immoral Craplist with (seeing as I’ve been unable to play Maple Story whilst at my mother’s. Blog patrol, that is the only meaningful sentence in this blog.)
But while I’ve been filling my heart with Yoshi’s Island, (yes the original) Star Fox (also the original) and Tales of Symphonia (notice Aurida’s striking resemblance to Lloyd, who fills picture two.), what’ve Aurida and Rodin been up to? read more

…well, in ragnarok yes xD
hey everybody
Lately i’ve been surfing the net for ragnarok servers
i checked up on server called auRo
couldn’t install it, i needed a newer version of ragnarok -_-
and i am not going to download it again
it takes 24 freaking hours!
so i tried anima server
got in
was fun, but there was a problem
extremely low rates
waaaaa
lol, i am picky
they were pretty low + all my friends had like uber items due to ad credit
money for items
so not worth it
so i moved again
this tiem i went back to my old server
this was a server that i first played in
Avalon!
i got in, the looks were awesome and i made my first character!
an acolyte, okay for non ragnarok people, an acolyte is like a cleric in maplestory
and i trained it and eventually advaned it to the mighty monk!
now a monk isnt some weird religous dude
these dudes kick a$$! well more like punch!
cause monks are dudes that use fists, a kind of weapon and attack like crazy doing massive damage
now look at the first screenie, that was the monk i had
after it finally reached lvl 99!
okay after lvl 99 your character does something amazing
it reborns, becoming a novice again
back to lvl 1
but there is a good side
you get to become a reborn job,
jobs that are a hell of a lot better than
your previous job
now look at the next two screenies
now im going fine with my new reborn character
which is called
the mighty
magnificent
CHAMPION!!
xD
i love my character
after only 1 week of hardcore lvling
iam what i am now
well anywayz
cyaz! read more

The silence on Kramat Lane was brutally murdered by a red-and-black maelstrom which emerged from a taxi, barged across the road, wormed its way through the human traffic and slowed down outside the door of an Internet cafe, revealing itself to be a tall youth in semi-formal attire, carrying an army field pack which clashed horribly with his clothes. Opening the door, he resumed maelstrom mode. read more

MMOid: Imppala (who saw that coming?)

Gender: Male

Age: 20ish (ask and ye shall… DIE. quote from my sergeant. naw, im lazy =P)

Specialty: Fire and Darkness (for this I actually preferred to call it element alignment… cos Imppala’s powers of darkness dont engender controlling it… its more of the miscellaneous kind of powers that are classified under dark >.> Oh, and the psycho mode XD) read more

R.I.P. Ganzicus
2005-2007
(In MapleStory, characters age around 50x faster than we do, but are immortal.)

Causes of Death

-Death Meso
-Fallingspear
-Shadow Bolt
-Killer Kursor
-Mateon Meteor
-Murderer Mentos
-Uber Slime
-Bob the Snail

-More to Come!

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Sycrus! For giving me an idea!

Everyone braced for the worst to happen. Then, BOOOOM, the pixie magic fell through the roofs of houses and detonated, some of it hit the ground and exploded, creating 2-foot wide craters everywhere. Fortunately, few were injured by the pixie attack. Just when the army of warriors were recovering…

CRASH, a sound resonated from the gates. CRASH, another one, then……BOOOOM!!!! The gates fell and all hell broke loose on Henesys. read more

“So, yeah, that’s pretty much it,” Rodin concluded.
“But… there’s another world down here that we’re not even aware of?,” Brandy inquired. It was obvious that both she and Random were doubting his story.
“Like I said. The Priest I was telling you about sent me over here. When I saw El Nath for the first time… well, that was something only rumored about back where I come from.”
“Well, nothing’s been said about what you’ve described. But I’ve seen you fight, and it’s like nothing I’ve ever beheld… a combination of swordplay and magical prowess that can only be defined as-“
“Ah,” Random interrupted. “Put a cork in it. We’ve reached our destination.”
“Hmph! Well, now we can get to it. What do we have to do.”
“Obviously we go through that door.”
The three walked towards the large gate, carved with images of the being they were about to challenge. Rodin held his sword cautiously at his side, preparing for the worst. Yet when they reached the gate…
“Stop!,” boomed a voice. “You have not the sacrifice needed to enter the Shrine of Zakum.”
“Sacrifice,” said Rodin. It wasn’t as much an inquiry as it was a statement. “We need a sacrifice to enter?”
“Yes. The Zakum cannot be summoned without the Eye of Fire. I can make an Eye of Fire for you…”
An old man stepped out from behind a stalagmite. Seeing as these were caves filled with molten magma, his choice of clothing was rather odd- full-blown robes and a head-wrap.
“Oh, joy,” Rodin said, staring at him. “And what would you need us to do to get it?”
“Well,” the man replied, “First you need to navigate an obstacle course of a mine that involves breaking countless boxes open in order to find keys to open an even larger box from which you get the ore. Then you need to make numerous jumps over a river of lava while avoiding stone faces that spit flaming rocks and poison gases… and also the falling rocks… and then you harvest gold teeth from the Zombies.”
“And then you make us an Eye of Fire.”
“Yes.”
“Well, I have some gold ores right here…” said Brandy.
“NO! NO SACRIFICE FOR YOU!… Er…” The strange man looked around nervously. “There’s a special component in the Zombie teeth that is necessary for the-“
There was an uncomfortable pause. Rodin, Brandy, and Random (who was on the fringe of knocking the man’s face off out of rage) waited for him to continue.
He didn’t. What he did do, however, is fall to the ground with several throwing knives in his back.
“What the…?!” Rodin gasped. He frantically searched the cave before finding the cause of the attack.
A Priest and an Assassin were walking slowly towards them. Rodin knew them.
“Aurida! Grab-” He paused to scoff at the name under his breath. It’s hard to say it with a straight face, Rodin thought. “Grabbersit! What the heck are you doing?!”
“Those are the guys you were talking about?,” Random asked hastily.
Considering the poor footing and confined area of the cave, Rodin hesitated before answering. “Yeah. But don’t make the first move.”
“What?! He was willing to sacrifice you, his only ally, to relieve himself of an enemy! How will he treat you now that you are one?”
“Obviously well. If he didn’t mean well, those first knives would probably be in us. You’re forgetting that he could turn us all into statues if he wanted to.”
“Ah… Good point.”
They approached with infinite calm. Come on, Rodin thought. You can make an entrance, we get it.
“Rodin,” said Aurida in his holier-than-thou diction. “We … seek your help with this.”
That shocked him for a minute. Aurida… needs my help? Why should I…
“Because,” Aurida turned and said. “I gathered the sacrificial item from the market. Seeing as your only other method of getting it is now disposed of, I am now your only route into Zakum. However…” Aurida paused for effect. Rodin reconsidered his footing and laid his hand on the hilt of his sword, his sweaty palm itching pre-emptively. “We cannot take Zakum on alone.”
Rodin considered this. “Then why did you come up here?”
“I knew you would be here. And I knew you would help in exchange for a most valuable reward… your precious sister.”
“Aurida. If you’re asking for my help, be sincere about it in the future.”
“Rodin, just because our desires temporarily align does not mean I want to ask you for your assistance. Believe it or not, I bear no ill will towards you.”
“And the constant threats reflect that. Now…” Rodin thought about it. If Aurida wanted to kill Zakum, it would probably just be to further his specific purposes. Yet, if Random and Brandy didn’t kill Zakum, Terra would never become normal again… and helping Aurida might yield his sister and cause Grabbersit to be called off.
The awkward pause was ended by Rodin’s statement on the matter.
And Aurida smiled while Brandy and Random exchanged nervous glances at his verdict…
“Alright… I’ll help you.” read more

I’ve got an idea for a poem and i need to write it down before it’s gone

cause this is off the top of my head -_-

and i have horrible memory

Keep it Simple

Straightforward and conspicous
This poem aims to be
With a rhyme here and over there
Pure simplicity

No subliminal messages
I mean what i say
no secret, hidden meanings
With words used everyday read more

Random Facts… (as of 12/21/06)
ToaLW —
219 Pages Long
108,271 Words Long
6722 Min. (112 Hrs) Total Editing Time

ToaLP —
239 Pages Long
119,085 Words Long
5282 Min. (88 Hrs) Total Editing Time

Episode 41 Shadow in the Light

Ayame brushes a strand of hair out of her eyes as she hurries after Iris, the wind blowing past her as she flies by at astonishing speeds. The sky glows fiery red above her as the sun begins to set. ‘The sky was always so red here…’ read more

*Puts out a slab of meat*

…anyway, I was thinking…

What if we put Maplestory, Halo, and Runescape together?

Think about it… A 3D shooting game where the targets are cute things.

Just like happy tree friends…

Yep…