The Ninja thinks that it is high time for storytime.
Thus, he shall chronicle a time of much suffering, pain, hardship, and indigestion.
He shall speak of his day yesterday.
Four score and two ye- Oh drat. That’s part of the Ninja’s inaugural speech for when he becomes President of the World. Again, you saw nothing.
It was early in the morning, yesterday, when the Ninja awoke from a long, refreshing 2 hour night’s sleep. He stretched, and there were no survivors. Upon rising from the bed, he went into the restroom, brushed his Ninja teeth (even got behind the Ninja molars) and went into the kitchen, searching for something with which he could fill his empty stomach with.