Mr.Basil Your Hilarious!

Man dude you banned me for talking about cookies 2 times for the same thing but for 72 hours i mean can you count? x]
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junk – Man they are so good they brighten up anyones day =D! Go cookies support the cookie eaters of the world
theres what it says what a idiot -.- read more

Almost there!

Woot! Today I got to level 69 after training up with Za. Sure, I had to go through a bajillion things today and didn’t actually train myself… (Uh. There was a KS war some ass started against me for ‘afking’. And at the time, I was busy IRL and couldn’t really stay at the compy.) I thank the guys gratefully for helping out with that.
A bunch of randomness occured after leveling, such as teaming up with a couple friends and going down to Macis/Spears/Cargos for a quest. But after a long time of being there, I decided not to finish it when I learned how horribly lame the prize was. Heck, the macis barely dropped those darned spirit rocks…
I did notice that the item drops have been abundant lately. -plays with pink cone hats-
Then there was the whole run-to-ludi-and-try-to-get-past-gatekeepers/thanatos jig. This time, it didn’t work out. o: This whole time, I really just wanted to train though. I mean, it’s soooo close!
I finished off the day, before the server check, by leaving off at Mixed Golems. I think I found Green Gore Shoes before I left. If no one wants them, I’m NPCing them. I think that’s all for now. read more

Bored, so Videos Rulez!

Well, I would just like to post a video like Mr.DrunkDaddy and YoMomma.
A lot of videos are getting posted on the MapleStory category put whatever.

Anyways first of all the 1st video is mostly for girls so uh… yeah, guys won’t feel a thing after watching that. It’s about Final Fantasy.
There is 1 scene which is not suitable for those that do not know the concept of “kissing”
Viewer discretion is a bit advised read more

Maple Wonders 8

That’s right people, because I have nothing better to do with my life, it’s MAPLE WONDERS 8 OUT SUPER EARLY VERSION!
Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
71.Why is the “Sanctuary” area called that, if so many things die in there?
72.Drakes are dinosaurs, reptiles, cold-blooded, so how do they live in the “Tunnel that Lost Light”
73.Why can’t you use a gladius so much it becomes old?
74.In “Mia’s sickness” quest, you need an “Arcon’s Blood” however, what is an Arcon?(Gonna stump all of you)
75.In the Omega sector, there are laser guns, why can’t we use them?
76.Who lives in all those Mushroom houses?
77.Are there ever Car+Monster accidents with Taxis?
78.Doesn’t BlackBull get hot from sitting in the sun all day?
79.Who put those spears on the sides of the map in the “Land of Wild Boar”
80.Doesn’t the Jr.Balrog ever turn into a crimson one?
Dedicated to:VanillaPocki,Roisin,WindiaChick,SellSword
And that conclude’s this issue’s Q&A(Minus the A) read more

Meh story

Nub1= lvl4 nub with all str nub2= lvl3 to be magician ======================== Nub1- Kills a snails nub2- Half damages a snails nub1- kses nub2 nub2- w`tf mate? nub1- stfu u n00b nub2- PAtheitic n00b, go %$^& youself! nub1- Im report u! nub2- *$&@ you! GM- Banns them both 😀

Maple Wonders 7

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
61.Do Lupins run out of bananas?
62.Why do Evil/Curse/Cold Eyes always smile?
63.Don’t Kargos get mad about Wizet stealing their kids and selling them?
64.Where are “Senior” Neckis?
65.How do Dark Stumps drop leaves?
66.How come warriors have such high “STR” but still have no biceps?
67.When an I/L mage uses Lightling in AquaRoad, why doesn’t the whole map get zapped?
68.Do those eggs in the Evil Eye Cave ever hatch?
69.Why doesn’t that Shark and Giant Octopus in Lith Harbor ever die?
70.What’s that hole betweent the “Mysterious Statue’s” legs?
I’d like to say…
YOU ALL ROCK!!
Gujju,Serena,VanillaPocki,Sellsword
Those are the ones I’d like to thank in this issue
By the way, I have school, and I’m really sick, so the issues might come a bit slower
That concludes this “Maple Wonders” Q&A(Minus the A)
-ShurikenLord of Bera
Toast of the day: Here’s the a happy soul, a fit life, and getting that scammer Mass Defamed 99999 times read more

Not many boys on MMO?

Well ive read blogs and furoms of only about 12 boys on MMO tales and i want to make it official on how many they are
This is how its gonna work, ima say 1 (im boy 1 in the count) next post thats a boy says 2 and the next boy says 3 to cout the boys in mmotales

1

A Tomato’s Not a Fruit~ 11~

author’s note* OK DO U GUYS WANT ME TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS THING!?!?!? or wut?!!?!? – -” sigh* well heres part 11. enjoy… – -“….

Raine slept soundly. The night air was chilly and dark clouds that drifted above promised rain.
“EEYAAAAAAH!!!!!” Raine jerked up from her soundless sleep. She heard the scream again. “EEEEEP!!!” Raine scrambled up. Who the crap could be freakin’ screaming at this time of night?! Raine thought furiously. She looked at her wind dial watch. It found the time from taking the air’s temperature’s and age. A tiny trincket from her mother from her birthday. The watch read, 1:57 AM. Raine groaned then scrambled into her armor. read more

What Lies Within Me.

It was a romantic night with my girlfriend. We spent our weekend together, alone, on the beach. We walked across the sand, played in the water, and returned to our tent to spend the night. We were both happy, looking at each other passionately and talking about each other’s lives.

Later on that night, I saw a shadow of a figure passing outside of my tent. We were both drinking earlier that night, so I assumed my mind was playing tricks on me and decided to ignore it. Every 5 minutes, for the next 20 minutes, I saw the figure pass by. I couldn’t verify with my girlfriend what she saw; the liquor put her to sleep. I decided to check it out. I looked outside of my tent door and walked around the tent, but I didn’t notice any footprints other than mine. I walked out to the shore and looked out to the waters, then looked to my left and right. I didn’t see anyone but myself. read more

Why You Shouldn’t Play Runescape

I’m not a noob at Runescape, actually I used to have a level 55 and still have a level 77 character but obviously I don’t use him anymore. I’ve played Runescape for a while before I quit and probably put a few hundred hours into my characters put together, which I regret doing. And I hope that by reading this nobody else makes the same mistake. read more