Well, someone wanted the series to continue, and since I’m 2 lazy to create a new storyline, I’m going to re write this part so they don’t die. (Pm me if you want to see the other story where they die if I haven’t posted it by then…)

O also, I’ve decided to just make the story in Sid’s point of view, because school started and doing this will save me time. read more

The pic is just proof of the glitch where you heal and level, and it doesn’t show. Notice where it says I’m level 39, and where it says I’m level 40. Not that it has anything to do with the blog, but…

“How was your MMO day”? Are you kidding me? If I even had a MMO day today, I wouldn’t be here ranting my head off. read more

I was in the exact same stuation today. Out of a total of about 150 heals for my noobish members that told me to “spam heal”, only about 30 heals were needed. i ended up wasting ALL of my pots and they still complained that i wasn’t healing fast enough. Something else that annoys me is when people tell you to heal them, like they think you don’t know when to do it. . . read more

I sit under the starry night,
Looking up at such a sight.
Peaceful and calm,
With my hands in your palm.

The warmth encloses me,
I feel like you have set me free.
All along, you were here,
Now, everything’s, crystal clear.

I think I found the one,
The one who shines like the sun.
Who can hold me when I’m feeling down,
Or carry me all across this town. read more

Greetings fellow maplers! I the guy that at least Half of the maple population hates, and i think i owe it to keep everyone updated in my little black book, which isnt exactly like a diary since i really dont care if anyone reads it. its more like a trophy to remind me what i have accomplished. Anyways i today i was happily summoning trojins in heneys (u cant hate me for that everybody does it) when all of a sudden i get a whisper from that girl (ironic how she still hasnt given up yet must have been a week already) at first i was thinking of just plan ignoring her, but then i thought why let a good opportunity like this pass? so i decided to humor her and invite her for a chat. She looked really funny wearing all the right lv equips and holding a wizard wand. So for about 15 min i listened as she pleaded for her beloved cromi back, so i said ok i’ll give it back but only if u run around ksing ppl. of course she agreed and by the end of it she had lost 4 fame (ha ha) she then traded me and begged me for her cromi so i said ” since u been a good little girl i’ll give it back” so i put it int he trade box, waited for her to accept then i press cancel! Man i wished i could see the look on her face =). Then i logged off Immediately. read more

What would you do?

For me i would go practice sparring to get ready for contest and crap. But most likely play xbox or ddr

umm. . .how do u make the stimualtor save ur guy? everytime i save it it use comes up blank -_- plz help me. and ill be posting kms screenies for a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG time XD i hope u enjoy my screenies =)

hes a pic of what he said to me 4 days after he acused me of ksing him. yeah he wont leave me alone pls give suggestions or help me.

Note: If you have an IQ of 10 and above, it is suggested you not read this article, because it may make you wonder why I was put in this universe.
Note 2: If you’d like to make your own “Maple Wonders” at least have the courtousey(or however you spell it) to tell me first, and give it a different name, would you mind?It took me days to get inspiration to write this.
Ahoy!
For those of you who don’t know me(all of you) my main acc. is a noobish level 32 sin named ShurikenLord and I play Bera
Continued from last time’s article of Maple Wonders
91.Why can’t Jr. Balrogs fly?
92.Who built the sanctuary?
93.Doesn’t the Ant Tunnel ever cave in?
94.Who spilled enough toxic waste on Florina Beach to create Fire-Breathing Turtles?
95.Why can’t monsters fall off platforms?
96.Don’t warriors ever get tired of heaving a sword/spear/mace/dead animal 20 times their size over and over again?
97.Don’t Maplers/NPC’s require sleep?
98.Why can’t we steal the beer from the Jazz Bar?
99.Don’t Maplers ever get fat?
THE BIG ONE HUNDRED. Why don’t fire boars die from being cooked?
Too many dedications T.T Oh well:VanillaPocki,Roisin,DarkWar4ever(Sorry bout the typo last time)EveryDayHero, Zuthilios, Yun, TrevtSang. Thanks for the compliments, everybody else!
I hurled 5 times in 1 minute T.T
And that concludes this issue’s Q&A(Minus the A)
Today’s Toast: Here’s to a stocked stomach, a healthy heart, and scamming that scammer into giving you HIS 9 million.
-A very sick ShurikenLord of Bera read more

This is a weird thing, but some of you dont know how to say a 1 lined post (look at the first post of this). This is how to do it.

* Make a mmotales account
* Log on
* Now make a comment
* Type in what you want to type in (ex WUT)
* Now do lots of spaces after it
* Hit submit

There! A 3 character post!