Monthly Archives: August 2006

Two day recap….then a rant! = D

DAY ONE

I wake up in Eos Tower, determined to finally finish the quest for 1000 Drum Bunnies. I’ve got around 300 at this point, so I begin training. After about an hour, Nahhanio calls me, claiming someone on Basil Market bid three million mesos on my dexterity-less Jurgen Wristguard. I nearly fainted from excitement, until he realized it was Dex-less. We gave him neutral feedback, but according to Basil rules, we should’ve reported him. Oh well, that’s what I get for being nice. read more

A Future Hero Ch 15: Life or Death?

Yes, I’m back.
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Rose: CLOUD! WAIT!
Cloud: Rose you can’t stop me..Not at this time I’m sorry.
Rose: But…

At this moment, Cloud was distracted so Red had gotten out of Cloud’s hands. He took Rose and wrapped his arm around her neck. He was trying to kill her.

Red: I told you. I would ruin your life.
Cloud: You..You sick bastard!! read more

Insert witty title pl0x

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I added to it every few minutes or so because I was bored! ^^ This is also my first blog, after lurking in the darke corners of this MMOTales world, leeching off other’s happiness and stuff. ._.
Here’s a copy:

Darke said: “I like chicken, mainly roasted or fried since it is a feast for the mind of one like me, a male with a desire of chicken plus all its chickeny things coming with it, such as its juicy, succulent meat among other things including the fact: I am a rooster in the Chinese zodiac, however, it is only in China for in America I am a dog, only for the following reason: my birthday was before the Chinese New Year, therefore I am probably a Doster/Roostog if I am flying over a country between America/China, like Iraq, in which case I would probably be a Rodoogster, which would be weird since Rodoogster is not a word in any language, except maybe in my made up language Anselmian, which I have cleverly written an alphabet for (also memorized it): anyone can PM me for a scan of it even though my scanner’s not working so nobody can get a copy =P but seriously, my sentence start as a chickeny phrase/sentence but it has become a talk about my made-up language of Anselmian in which the only curse/swear word is Zodha, which is the equivalent of every single curse in English, Chinese, Spanish or whatever; by the way, my neck hurts since I am bending my neck down the look at the screen (I have a laptop) (its resting above my bed) I’m resting above my bed so my neck hurts- speaking of bones, I crack my knuckles a lot I even crack my knees sometimes, so I bet I wil have arthritis when I’m at the age of 30 or whatever, which will make others think I am a old 50 year old man, SPEAKING OF OLD PEOPLE my dad gave me a haircut recently; now I look like a carrot; seriously, I can’t wait until my dad finds a asian haircutting place so I don’t have to str- but moving on, OH, Moving On by The All-American Rejects is a pretty fun song to listen to if you’re playing Trickster, but again, so is Lilium- the opening song for Elfen Lied, the most goriest anime ever; but, it was a good show, the end was sad, but not as sad as the end of Bambi, even though I never saw the end; I wonder if it was any good, also, if the stupid deer died like emos do when they slit their wrists like the stupid dumb zodha_s they are; by the way, I replaced what woulda been a apostrophe in my word “zodha” with a underscore: “zhoda_s”, since apostrophes are written as underscores in Anselmian, SPEAKING OF ANSELM I got the word Anselm without consent from a guy who could draw good in the basilmarket forums/the MMOTales forums (I hope he doesn’t press charges), it really is a good name unlike Maykorlike, or Kryptunite or whatever emos drink with their dog blood, unlike me; I drink milk, soda, stuff like Sprite; Sprite is good, it doesn’t stain your teeth, it’s caffeine-free ALWAYS, et cetra, it’s clear, unlike Mountain Dew, which is green=> MURDERS your sperm since there’s Yellow 5 (source: friend); however I DO drink things like coca-cola which USED TO HAVE COCAINE but they took it out; hmmm, I wonder if Dr.Pepper used to have a old guy named Dr. Pepper in it (if they did they probably removed the old dude, I SAID PROBABLY!); just like a my good ol’ friend Jorgauson Mayfreid, who was eaten by a egg a couple hours into a hot winter day while sunbathing lying abovetop of Shaq, who was eating the egg which ate Mayfreid, because he was hungry, DUH, also later Shaq came back covered with a tire track while someone tried to do something; I don’t know the details, but Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist, also, two people died cuz of a Care Bear Stare, imagine, A CARE BEAR CAN STARE ANYPERSON TO DEATH, just like the egg who ate my ol’ friend Jorgauson; speaking of eggs, Ntreev is good, but GamenGame sucks more than emos; one of my old friends was a emo (no, not Jorgauson) after a while of those shets she slitted her arm with the words “HELP ME”, yeah, she DOES need help, she should get a therapist, just like Mayfreid, who needed to be convinced an egg was NOT, I repeat, NOT going to eat him/her so s/he would not go beserk eating Ramen noodles; well, now, I’m just going back a repeatedly editing this post so I might get the prize, in turn BEATING k0nclusion; HAH k0nclusion is getting his/her ass whupped like Jorgauson Mayfreid got her/his ass whupped by the maniac of a egg who was eaten by Shaquille O’ Neal, in other words, this sentence is a story in which only has one sentence- can anybody see a period, or a question mark, or a exclamation mark NOT in a parenethese (sp of course), or ANYTHING with the ability to kill a egg with his/her BARE TEETH just like Anselm did with his uber-cool drawings (YES, I’M DOING IT, I’M REFERRING TO EARLIER TOPICS), which were mondo-uber-coolio-dude-tastic since he did them in MS Paint; ahh, I miss the good ol’ days, when I was killin’ teddy-bears with mah good friend Zachary May Winifred Tinna Merilyn Sackaj Jarmal Senfeld, we popped a few mesos into the ol’ juke box– BUT NOT NOW; this is the new Darke, one who will play Trickster Online for about 3 more years or even less; the Darke won’t be afraid of the dark anymore; The Darke who will finish this sentence with a period- BUT, HOWEVER, since he is bored, the Darke will continue posting into this sentene a few more paragraphs-worth of words; let’s see, the WB11 is changing to the CW, which the Darke is happy about, his his real initials are CW ^^ so it’s workin out fine; Jorgauson has been reviv— OH GOD NO DON’T EAT HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, darn, he was eaten by a deviled egg this time (>&lt oh well, at least he could stretch before his mortal soul was once again consumed by an evil, demonic egg- I named the demonic egg Damien, since it is kinduva demonish name, heh, now I will stop this sentence until I am bored once more, after a while adding to it again, ^^.”

I like chicken~

Leveling and Training

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Hello everyone.. Just wanted to know, what do you all train on? Answer the following questions.. =P
Before we start, type out what is your username and what world you play… (Just wanna know.)
1.)What level are you?
2.)What skill do you have and what levels are they? (Dont have to answer if you dont feel like checking MapleStory.)
3.)What monsters do you train at and what place are those monsters located?
4.) Are there hackers? Lol…
5.)Are YOU a hacker? (Might not wanna answer if you are. >)
6.)Wanna switch jobs and be something else that’s more powerful? read more

4th Job-ers.

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Heya Peeps! IceBreakers here again. =D How are yall doing? I’m fine, just training at Wraiths with a priest who seems to be afk, also kinda leeching me. >.< So now, I’m pretending to be AFK will I leech him. >
Darn, I wonder when 4th job will be out…It should be like level 150+ or something… that would be cool. =P And fifth jobs and six jobs and ect…
What levels do you think they should be? =PPPP read more

booster

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this isnt really a blog i just need to ask a question and the forum aint fast enuff for me

ill delete this when i get my answer

do i need to add bosster at such a low level or can i do it last

im gonna add booster in the long run but will i need it for jr yetis (my 50-60 training) or can i just do it later on?

ima fighter for those of you that dont know read more

Love and Death IV

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Bio and Rag were walking behind John, who was filled with rage and anger and only wished to kill him. Bio ran up to him and said “Dude you ok because you seem a little…..angry” John turned around and stared Bio straight in the eye and Bio knew right away this wasn’t the John he once knew and loved. “Bio i know what im doing im gonna kill DeathLockz and if you get in the way i will kill you too.” Then he turned around and started walking again.Bio and Rag was discussing about Johns new behavior and power. “I don’t think John is ok i think he is a little crazy with his newfound power…..don’t you think Bio?” “I don’t know if it really is John in there that is walking around…” They heard something behind them Bio toke out his DoomBringer and Rag toke out his Kage both ready to fight. It was just a rat but then it exploded and smoke was around it. Behind them was John he stared at them and said “So talking about me behind my back eh? Well then i guess i will have to accept it……” John grabbed his Varkit so fast it seemed like a time freeze and came back. He stabbed Bio in the heart and sliced his neck open. Rag did all his skills on John and then shot a Holy Arrow. John flew back and hit the wall hard. He got up and ran straight at Rag with his Haste on so he was like a blur. Then John got his Varkit and ran it through Ragz body. “UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!” Ragz fell down bleeding a river…….John just stared at him and then Ragz realized Johns tranformation. He had red eyes but everything else was filled cold blackness. He had this star-looking thing on his nose. His hair was long and blue and his hands had a long claws on the tip of his fingers. Ragz was shocked and said “John why did you have to kill us…..” Then Ragz life faded away slowly and the last thing he saw was John throwing his Kage through his body. John then walked alone to DeathLockz…. read more

captured! part 1

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Chester looked at his Olympus, full of determination to win the fierce battle against the Alien Army. They were closing in FAST. As the leader of the bowman party, Chester ordered them to do everything. “AIM!” Chester yelled.
They all raised their state-of-the-art Vaulters. They all took precision, as one mistake could kill us all. The ground warriors were losing. Now it was our turn to help out. “FIRE!” Chester yelled in a loud voice.
It was incredible, as all the arrows rained on the Barnards. It was my first time leading a party. Of course, Chester had tons of training, as he was wanted to be a leader. The Greys were slowly falling. We fought until there were no more Barnards. The people all cheered, and dropped their weapon. Everyone except all the leaders. “HOLD YOUR WEAPONS!” The leaders said to their party.
But it was too late. The Zeta Greys came. They were hopeless. Unarmed, they were powerless. As they came, they shot round energy balls, that looks just like the ones that the magicians use. Chester was hit. Chester fell on to the ground, my bow damaged, and myself bruised and burnt. The rest of the bowman fell back. One Zeta knew what to do. He put his two hands around it’s head, and then one other Zeta came to Chester’s direction. Chester was knocked out, unconscious. All he felt was a burning pain on his shoulder, arm and leg. He saw a blinding white light. The two Zeta’s returned to the Omega Sector, and went to their Chief. Chester woke up, shocked. It was Chief Grey. This one, looked widely and curiously at him. Chester was frozen at the spot, unable to move. He was being held from the arms by the Zeta’s. The Chief made some mumbling sounds. The Zeta’s, finally let go of him. The chief took his staff, held it up in the air, and it hit Chester’s head. BONK!
He woke up in a cell. There were other Aliens watching him. They stared at him, and he was put into white clothes. It was like nobody was able to see this thing, as it is very dangerous. They stared. And stared. And stared. “AHHH!” Chester yelled. “Where in the world am I?”
To Be Continued. read more