I’m trying to make funny stories, to bump up my status. I’ll leave my other stories for now, and continue them later 😀 but enjoy. (this might suck… just to warn you)

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It started as a happy day with the sun shining and smiling and wearing sun glasses and other childish stuffs. :D. Kochi the slime ran out of the hay, leaving his family sleeping. Loki and Henta, Kochi’s younger siblings ran out with him.
“Where are the rest of my brothers and sisters?” asked Kochi.
“Oh theyre going out-” Loki was interrupted. Suddenly a warrior with a large polarm came towards their home. 1 of Kochis other 38989 siblings said,
“Wth!? Man, why da hell you scrool your polearm? You suxzorz so bad yo. Its ghetto.”
The warrior got soooooo angry he put an f5 face on and he poked the slime. It exploded on his face. But since the warrior was using f5, his mouth was open and the squishy liquid went into his mouth.
Kochi, Loki and Henta saw the warrior sitting on the air. The warrior was groaning, it was like, so scary though.
Loki used f6.
“omg, liek that guy sounds liek, iuno he sounds like, Simon Cowell when hes constipated! Yeah..” Henta said.
Loki said,”OMG Henta you are sooo right!!1!1″
And then the warrior exploded and noxious gases flew out of him. The rest of Kochis family died of poisoning.
An orange mush ran out of the tree.
“OH MY GAWDZ!!! ARE WE IN WAR?!?!?!?! W8 I HAVE TO GET READY!111!! BRB!” The orange mush said.
Then the orange mush came out looking like a man from the military, except he had a orange mush head. With a gas mask, the orange mush started walking into the restricted area.
*Kochi, Henta and Loki sees 738083 dmg above the orange mushes head*
A tombstone almost fell on to the mush, but it discintegrated when it reached the gas. As for the orange mush, even his soul melted. read more

im bored
*note* really bored
Post something kool like a riddle or something ^_^
or a joke or a link to a kool site or osmething

Okay I’m preparing for a new SL and it’s with some new and old characters.

Prologue:

A man in a blackened Osfa went towards our small house in Henesys. I called to Mom as she looks out. My Dad comes to her as he sees the man limping nearer and nearer. Then my Father calls out to him,
“WHO ARE YOU!” He only grinned continuing to limp forward.
“Moooom!” I cried holding my small toy sword.
“Oh my God..” She covered her lips in shock.
Then the man knelt down looking to Mom,
“You finally know who it is, huh Katsu?” She runs to him.
“Hekogi! You’re hurt!”
After a few minutes Dad had gotten the message and help him up to the couch. He was in real pain. I couldn’t really tell how badly he was hurt. But I remembered dry blood from his mouth that looked like it was dripping slowly across his cheek like when a fossit begans to drip.
I help my shield close as I approached him. My hazel eyes looking on towards him. “Who are you?!” I yelled pointing my sword to him. Mom ran to me pulling me away.
“Johnathan no, he’s a good friend of mine. When we were your age he used to play with Mommy and Daddy.
I looked to my dad. “Dad, you played with him?” He held back saying anything as he nodded along like everything 0was alright reading the Victoria Weekly.
“He reminds me of Xabu..So much..” He coughed blood as my Mom looked worried.
“Hekogi, what did you do!?”
“There was, a black sack party. Noobs were dying, pros were dying, no GMs whatsoever.. I had to..Jeanine told me to do so…”
“Jeanine is dead! Exactly what would have happen to you if you took one more hit from thost monsters?!”
“12 Alishars, 3 barlogs, 20 king slimes and a Zakum…It wasn’t that bad.” Mom helped him up as he coughed more blood.
“You’re not going to dye on me!” She says. “Drink!”
“..No!” He says. “I’m alright Katsu.”
She looks to him. “You saved so many people…” She said with a tearful look.
“But I wasn’t able to save Jeanine…” read more

I am an ice lightning wizard named Rafie.I have myself because my family is dead all dead.(*sniff*)I travel
and battle bad people.I was walking into the department store in orbis when i heard a noise.I went outside and I
wondered.Give me all your mesos or you will die you girl!!At that moment i saw a couple of bandits and another bandit holding the helpless girl by her neck and holding a dagger over her neck.Please help me,the girl cried out in
pain.I hurried toward them and blasted a magic claw at the criminals.The bandits were hit and a couple of them got
blasted at one of the buildings.The bandit holding the girl let go and slashed her after he got blasted.Well,well if
it isn’t Rafie,said one of the bandits who were injured.I looked around to look for the person that was talking about me.I saw a bandit who was smiling at me.Oh,no it’s not Scott again,i groaned.It was my ex-friend Scott who used
to be in the gang i was in but i quit because they were doing bad things.Haha you came just in time to see yourself
kill me,screamed Scott.Next thing I knew,bam!scott was dead with a couple of his other bandits.The leftover bandits shrieked with fear and ran off.I laughed.I came toward the helpless girl.W-who are you?,she stammered.
I said,My name is Rafie and i am here to help you.Where have you been stabbed?,i asked her.Umm,right here,she
said pointing at her bleeding back.I opened my inventory and pulled out a couple of potions and other helpful
things.Eat this pill and then drink up this white potion and swallow both,i said.Your back will be better in no time, i
assured her.I thank you for knowing all this,she said.My name is Ginny.Ginny,i repeated.It’s no problem Ginny,I
said.She was so beautiful and her eyes looked into me.I stared at her.Was it destiny that brought us together?,I
thought.Umm,i have to go Rafie,Ginny said quickly.Bye,i said sadly hoping to kiss her. read more

Hey you might not know me, or you might. But that doesn’t really matter because I’m making a new story! It will be about a boy that goes to an academy which teaches you how to be a better fighter. This boy will meet all sorts of new friends and new enimies. They will have to do homework and regular school stuff, but with a little twist. Please tell me your thoughts of this story. read more

As I stated in the title………….ENOUGH! (WITH THE RANKINGS!)

90% of the topics/threads i’ve seen in the last few months are about one of the top five, mainly Tiger, or just about rankings in general.

For example…..

Person1 : w00t I/V raked atm 45329875, lolz! TH4ts hig3r th3n ulolz n00b.
Person2 : WEllz Tig3r !5 H1gH3r than U! LOLZ Nub!!! read more

I was just extremely bored of Maplestory today.. No tube, tired cuz a friend sleptover.
I decided to play around with pictures somemore.
The Damage probably won’t fool you… I added some stupid little random things into the pic, I think like 2 things.

Yup, the things I do while im bored!
Check out my other Comic!!! I’m so proud of it! read more

Author Thought:
This is the next to last story and
then I might start another story?
Maybe
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Licky-Lick lay down on the ground groaning in pain. There was blood all over him. Mystic teleported over and then lifted him up and got him away before Jr.Barlog could do anymore damage to Licky-Lick. Natasha teleported to Licky-Lick but couldn’t heal him fully. read more

Episode 23 A Battle of Epic Proportions!

Out in the quiet sea, Kunai, Ryuu, Arai, Ivy, and Alcaster slowly make their way through the now slowly drifting currents, swimming through hordes of colorful schools of small fishes.

Kunai quickly glances backwards at the dome of Sanctum. His eyes widen suddenly as he notices that Ivy is straying off. He hurriedly signals for Ryuu and Arai to stop. Kunai then swims lower to Ivy, coming to her side. read more

Someone told me my MP was high for my level are they right or wrong? Also could you put your MP&Lvl In here?