Outsmarting the unsmart.

True, I have read many blogs about this topic, but I have one to share too. It starts like this:
I was in a Ludi PQ, and I was in a pretty good party. My mage was only lvl 41, and the other 5 party members are lvl 45+. I was the last person to get invited in the party. The leader says, “What’s your track?”
I say, “What do you mean? I never said I had a track. You just invited me.”
He says, “Don’t lie. It doesn’t matter anyway. We have crack track (at this point I put on the F7 face). Noobs like you shouldn’t lie, especially when you get into a good party. I should kick you.”
I say, “Ok, I’ll leave th-
“NONONONONONON, PLEASE DON’T!” Then he fames me. “Come on its crack!”
We manage to get in. Everything goes smoothly until Stage 2 is about to begin. The leader says, “Who wants to go in?”
Everyone else says, “Not me.”
“You, the lvl 41, go in, or I’ll kick you.” It was pretty much an empty threat, except for the fact that I wouldn’t get EXP or a reward at the end if he kicked me now. However, if he did kick me, the whole party would also get kicked.
I silently decide to go, and we proceed to the 3rd stage later. 4 people go down, and I start to go up. The leader is left, and tells me that he can handle the top alone. I proceed to the bottom, and when we finish the bottom, the leader is not done (big suprise). We all start to go up, but he tells us to wait. After 5 minutes (I counted), he finishes.
In the 4th stage, I use teleport to get the 1st portal. I start fighting the monster with my Cold Beam, and all of a sudden I see the leader come in. I stop attacking, but too late, I already killed it. I say, “what? Why did you come in.”
(in party chat)”Omg Kenshin is noob, he followed me into the portal, and then he stole my exp!”
Something very similar happens to this in the 5th stage. By now, I am point-blank p1ss3d at that n00b (pardon my French). I defame him. He tells everyone to defame me. Now, the leader had the word ‘Me’ somewhere in his name. Everyone defames the leader.
“what,” he says.
Then we just keep going on, and he remains silent. In the 7th stage, after all the Rombots are dead, he tells us he won’t click on the balloon until he ‘teaches’ me a cool trick. He tells me to put up an item in a trade request. I put up a Blue snail shell (don’t ask why I have one). He says, “NO A RARE ONE NOOB.”
“Why does it have to be rare, I hope you’re not scamming me.”
Then, he cancels trade. He tells the party that he won’t click the balloon until I do what he says in the trade request. We wait about 10 minutes. I finally agree. I put up a pair of Red-Hearted Earrings.
He tells me to press Tab Tab Space Enter. I do what I read in one of the blogs on this site. I pretend to press it, then I cancel the trade, retrade him, and show him 2 Red-Hearted Earrings.
I say, “COOL NICE TRICK OMGZ THANKZ YOUZ.”
He remains silent. During the 8th stage, it takes him about 30 seconds to click on the balloon every time. Each time, he pauses to tell me to “stop lying and do what I tell you” in the trade request. Eventually, I tell him that I will leave the party (I was at 98% anyway). He says, “TOO BAD ILL KICK YOU FIRST!”
He kicks me. I quickly go to Channel 1 and assemble a party. I cc to the channel where I was in the PQ. Then, I click. We get in. Later, the leader whispers me and asks me how I learned to ‘hack like that.’ He keeps asking for 7 minutes, and then I block off all whispers. read more

Love At First Sight/ Numero Dix.

Kuroki’s emotions scrambled around his head. He clamped his eyes down hard, his bow in front of his face. When Kuroki didn’t feel anything, he opened his eyes to take a peek. The Priest took the shot. But she quickly recovered and started to rapidly say spells to get the Balrogs attention. Kuroki quickly ran to the door, but noticed that it was jammed. He looked around for a safe place. He then ran to the front of the ship. read more

Weddings Are Fun!

Congrats PoopBeast and QueenxOfxSka of Broa on their Marriage!

3:00Pm East/ 12Pm PST today. ^ ^

At least fifty people came, I wish I should’ve been there! It was incredibly laggy, everyone was talking, and the rush to get a seat-spot! My brother kept jumping and walking, I kept scolding him to take a seat.

Then, all was silent as the Priestess started the marriage “ritual”. The Bride kept twisting what she said.. It was funny. xD read more

Romeo and Juliet ~ Part One

I’m super bored, and ran out of ideas for my story, so I wrote this instead

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Our story begins
With two feuding families.
Capulet and Montague,
Both can’t agree on one thing.

What does it take to end their hate?
Thus the story,
Romeo and Juliet,
The two star-crossed lovers.

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Sampson and Gregory,
Two servants of Old Capulet,
Were thirsty for trouble,
With their swords drawn out. read more

Aqua Drama

So I did some Aqua Quests, climbed up and down Orbis Tower two times, and leveled to lv45.

Go me!!

And then, I acccidently put a point into STR. D:

My Guild was having some issues, and my mouth caused me to want to crawl into the nearest cramped dark corner. I was thinking about making a story, but it required an interview with them, so I didn’t have the heart to. read more

the journey (series 22)

===journeying towards Zakum===

The freezing cold wind blew against my clothes. With my purple adventurer cape, I managed to provide some warmth for myself. But as for Janet, she was freezing cold. Her face had turned slightly blue. This was exaclty how Sasuki looked like last time. “She looks so much like her….” Than, Janet suddenly fell to the floor. It must be too cold for her to take it. I glanced at the rest. They were all moving silently and not taking any notice at me nor Janet. I searched my bag frantically and found a dark napeleon cape. I wrapped it around her and gave her some red bean porridge to warm her up. I than trudged up slowly with the weight of her. read more

Her name was Karla~~ 5

It felt cold. Yes, this pain felt cold. My arm was flopping around when the avenger dissapated. I was losing blood. the world seemed to so blank and cold… cold. I fainted.

“I expected more from an accomplice of the infamous Karla.” the GM grinned evily. “That was almost no fun at all.”
He looked at Karla who was covered in Charlie’s blood. She looked shocked. She was crouching down, her face pail.
The other GM kicked Charlie’s head. read more

The Tales of an Evil Assasin

Well, since I got banned from HappyMapling.net, I havn’t had anywhere to post my story.. so I decided to post it here!

I write very short.. not that good.. and have made it nearly a month(Or more..) ago.. and only gotten up to 5 chapters.. anyway onward!

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