Uhm, I think I’ma be MS’s official monster poet, a really bad one. XD -Makes this as he goes along-

Crimson Balrog,
You smell like eggnog,
Why do I make fun of you?
Ask the others you killed the same question too!

Why must you invade my flight,
Get a quick pirate buzz in just one night,
Well guess what, Mr.Crog,
I’ve changed my mind so you smell now,
Of rotten eggnog! read more

Btw, i’m not a very good writer, but i wanted to share this experience.

If you see someone who needs help, help them. It’s usually helpful to you in the end:

When i was lvl 15, i was going around henesys. I was heading to get my composite bow, when i met this lvl 11 Beginner. He was looking around, trying to find how to become a bowman, but he couldn’t get any help. I showed him where to go, and told him what he needed to know as a bowman. He thanked me, and i left. read more

First of all, Happy Maple Anneversary!
Or maybe not so happy…?

I myself am a lvl 49 BW Page, trying to finish the Nependeaths quest, but when I come on, I am overjoyed to see that cakes spawn here too. Two for one deal! I’ll get me a bandana and Nependeaths Honey! But no. For I seem not to be the only one who thought that. As I go onto my normal channel (15) I am immediatly asked to ‘CCPLZ’. Ok, so I do. Thankfully I eventually find a free channel. read more

I dont like it when people you dont even know call you a noob. ESPECIALLY!, when they’re a lower level than you.

I also dont like it when people mistaken you for someone different just because your names are similar. Yesterday, some random guild came up to me and said, “If you don’t give me the whip, we’ll mass defame you.” and all I could do was say, “What WHIP?!?!” O_O read more

Yeah, one drop sometimes make you go crazy. Well it was an average day I guess of maple. I was hunting down the Maple Lama staff from the Horny Mushrooms and helping my friend hunt Zombie mushrooms for the Maple Claw one. My guild leader was with me giving me haste and killing himself but he left to do his homework. I hope they really do drop cause if it doesn’t.. I wasted about 1 hour and a half of my life of killng those monsters.. Well, I gained a total of 18 percent just hunting them at lvl 49. Thats a lot of killing.. after that, I helped this guy, I remember he was lvl 19 and he leveled to 20 and I started to try help him level up faster so I trained with him. When I started to fight even harder, my heart started pounding like crazy when an dex potion pops out. Its orange.. maple staff and claw is sort of orange.. wouldn’t I start to jump? I found 5 equips, 3x Weight Earrings, Nakamaki (lvl 35 spear, 55atk below avg -_-”), White Pietra (lvl 35 bowmen clothing.. I believe its abov avg..)
Argh, must hunt for it much longer.. read more

Oh dear Tick do not cry,
It is not the fault of I,
That you must wither and Die,
Father time, the Grandfather Clock,
Refuses to let so much life run amok!

So hold back your tears and live up to expectations,
Do your best, and stun the nations!
We love you oh, Tick
We all know whoever hurts you is mentally sick,
But fear not, love for you will keep you in perfect nick! read more

The past few days of Maple Story have been nice for me.

My main Mapling Buddy, Tony (Jagdpanzer), and I have been hanging out in Ludibrium for a while doing the quests there. They gave us some nice prizes and profit. Tony ended up finding a Red Whip while we were doing Rombot’s quest; that was very awesome.

Then it happened… a 10% Glove ATK scroll worked on a clean Work Glove. (see picture) read more

The first big day of the new patch is over, and the horrors unleashed onto our world are great.

I start my day in El Nath and my journey towards the pepe and hector screen that I like so very much begins. The first screen i enter is full of throwing stars and numbers, some strange monster that doesn’t live long enough for me to see it is here. I take a few steps and am asked(demanded?) to cc. Next screen is nearly empty, as it usually is, so I decide to mob a few jr yeti and hectors into a little group and destroy them. A priest teleports in and shines his shiny ray upon my mob, because apparently one of the new monsters found its way in there and therefore i must now be ksed. I am told to ccplz. The next screen I have never liked and I never will because a certain class crawls over this screen like roaches in a dark cupboard, feeding on the anger of others as their kills are taken from them. I’m given complete VIP service however, as several hermits feel the need to kill every monster that i walk towards until, finally, I arrive safely at my map. It is empty, the Cake Beasts spawn here more than I would ever like them to, and to date I have found five blue presents. This is my favorite screen in the game. read more

This is how the day started i was wandering around Perion. Then i decided to go train a bit. When I reached The Burnt Land 1 I killed about 15 boars and…………I FOUND ARWEN”S GLASS SHOE.. After that i sold it to a guy for 350k!!! I was so happy then i went to train…Trained about 30min then i found a guiltian!!!

As this is my first entry I’ll throw out a little backstory here… My character Kirichou is a little archer going hunter, and my friend’s character Asutoru is a melee rogue going bandit. We live in Khaini (sorry for not mentioning it before) and we’ve pretty much stuck together throughout all of our mapling lives, ever since beginner. Actually, that isn’t very long. But it feels like ages considering all we’ve been though… read more