Narr: So, we’re kicked out of Esthar, thanks to Zhlon for randomly fiddling the camouflauge machine…
Zhlon: Hey, it was cool, ok!!?? And you also pestered for a turn too, you lousy…
Narr: Lets stope that now. *Uh hum* Now our quest..
Zhlon: MY.
Narr: Fine… Zhlon’s quest continues as she searches for a vysage in the salt sea, hoping that Lefty and Righty will appear too.
Zhlon: Ok, lookout crew, look for a bandaged head, left or right arm. And gimme a signal when you see one…
Lookout crew member #1: There, i see one!
Lookout crew member #2: No you dungbrains! Thats just a giant skull!
Lookout crew member #1: My bad.
Zhlon: Quit babbling and start working!
Coffee crew member #1: Gee, Zhlon has been cranky ever since the last episode.
Coffee crew member #2: You’re right, maybe our super special Miracle Latte can help her!
Coffee crew member #1: Yea! Lets go prepare it! *zooms off*
Zhlon: Ahah! I spot one! Hi thingys!
Lefty: I’mma gonna slap her bad, can i boss?
Vysage: Go on, oh, and righty, back Lefty up.
Righty: You got it boss!
Zhlon: Hi, and… *bish* Owwie. *bish* Dang! *Firaga* Arrrrrrrghghghghhghghblahhahala!!!!
Vysage: Lol, ok intruder, gimme your gil and you live.
Zhlon: You slap me, I hit harder!!! *9999999*
Vysage: Damn, this human is unbeatable, guess ill have to call my friend.
Zhlon: Another Vysage?
Vysage: No, the Gargantuan!
Zhlon: Holy c**p!

Gargantuan: That puny human? Got it.
Zhlon: Before I die and get turned into a zombie, can i just ask 1 last question?
Gargantuan: Shoot.
Zhlon: Are you a zombie type monster?
Gangantuan: Actually the guide says no, but yes, I am. NOW DIE!!!
Coffee crew: Here comes the Super Special Mirale Latte!
*Haleyluyas*
Gargantuan: What the L?
Zhlon: Give it to me!
* Spits the wonderous drink into Gargantuan*
*99999999999999999999999999 o.O 999999999999 damage*
Narrator: WHAT THE C**P!!
Lookout crew member #1: I see a giant bandaged zombie bursting into flames after drinking our coffee.
Lookout crew member #2: Is our coffee that bad?
Lookout crew member #3: No way man, Essense of Phoenix rocks!
Zhlon: You actually put Essense of Phoenix into all out coffees?!!?
Coffee crew member #1: Yea, sorry ’bout that.
Zhlon: No wonder my money supply keeps dropping like that. I thought u just mixed phoenix downs. They taste so good with coffee drinks…
Gargantuan: Oh it burns!!! Make it stop!!!

Narr: Thus, Zhlon was saved by the Coffee crew members, and thanks to the power of coffee. Coffee to the max!