FF Monster Interviews: The Ultima Weapon

Narr: Now that Zhlon has regained conciousness, we continue on our journey, and Zhlon has decided on the gigantic OMEGA WEAPON that’s headed for Midgar… WHY am I even bothering, Zhlon’s the one going…
Zhlon: You want a stab in your crotch?
Narr: T.T

Zhlon: Right, we landed and no.. HOLY SARDINES!!! ITS HUUUUUUGE!
Ultima: Rawr.
Zhlon: Ok, time to get down to …
Ultima: Rawr. *Squishes Zhlon with massive feet*
Zhlon: Then again, this could be tough…

2nd Attempt!!!

Zhlon: Hey, you!!! Look over HERE!!! *Waves arm frantically* Look at the Flashy Signboard!!! *Points at huge neon signboard pointing to Zhlon*
Ultima: Rawr. *Fires Giant Destructo Beam at Zhlon and stuff*
Narr: Quite the interviewer you are? Are you? Meheheheh…
Zhlon: OH, STUFF IT!

3rd Attempt~~

Zhlon: Right, this time i got it covered…
Ultima: Rawr.
Zhlon: I call upon… THE ZORDS!!!

*Nothing*

Zhlon: o.o ”’
Ultima: Rawrr.

Last Attempt…

Zhlon: That’s it, you and your big , fat, ugly Butt are GOING DOWN TO H3LL!!! I’m gonna…
Ultima: Rawr.
???: Godfrieds, Fire!
*Shoots through Ultima, causing it to explode, blowing off Zhlon onto Zhlon’s ship’s front screen*

Zhlon: Owww… Who was that???

??? #2: Captain, that WASN’T the Destroy Gundam…
??? : We just wasted the Godfrieds, dang.
??? #2: I think we’re in the wrong world too.
???: Fine, activate the world transporter!

* Ship with ‘Godfrieds’ enter into teleportal and teleportal dissapear*

Zhlon: That… Was completely random. Not only did I not get an interview with it, some other guy just KSed me.
Narr: Muahahahahaha!!
Zhlon: Thats IT! *Hits the crotch*
Narr: O.o Ouuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww….

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