Narr: Zhlon is now at Esthar, where technology is pumped to the next level.
Zhlon: Now we are walking blindlessly around the Esthar Prison, where monsters can randomly pop out of anywhere.Today we’re gonna look for a gesper, who are famous for dropping a black hole item!
Gesper: Meep.
Zhlon: Oh look, there’s one!
Gesper: Meep, Intruder, meep.
*Does 199 damage to Zhlon*
Zhlon: Lawl, hahaha, thats so weak!
*Mugs Gesper of Black Hole*
Zhlon: Ok, now that i got it, time to vamoose!
Gesper: Meep, gimme, meep.
Zhlon: Why?
Gesper: Meep, Degenorator, meep.
Zhlon: Oh, hell.

[h] Sucked into Black Hole leading to another dimension![/h]

Zhlon: Where am I…
Random noob: Spam! Spam!! Snaiilx! C00m3 backk! ^.^
Zhlon: Woah, im in 2D, theres a noob running around, and THERE’S MY IDOL FOR MONSTER INTERVIEWS OVER THERE!!!
*Noob gets killed by EBIL MAGIC*
Zhlon:Holy Salmon! I’d better get back , NOW! Thank god i know how to turn a black hole into an alternate dimension.

[h]Jumps into warp hole[/h]

Zhlon: Yea, im back into my 3D world!
Gesper: Meep, you back, meep?
Zhlon: Yea, and this time, its personal!

Narr: Oooo, time to grab some popcorn and sit back…

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Narr: Finally, what took you so long Zhlon?
Zhlon: Well, if someone didn’t keep warping me into alternate dimensions, it could have been quicker.
Narr: I think ill make a leave first, coffee break’s in 5.
Zhlon: Cool, ill search its corpse to find any what-nots.
Gesper: Meep, countdown, meep.
Zhlon: What?

Narr: Zhlon, what happened? Why are you black all over! Why are you bandaged like that!?!?
Zhlon: Don’t ask, now gimme my coffee…