With… a special guest of Veggie!

FF XIII

Narr: After a whole problems with Waffles, we return with Zhlon for the FF monster interviews!
Zhlon: Dude, I told her, i wanted it with choc, but she gave me peanut butter!
Narr: Oh….kay….

Zhlon: Right, now we are t ifrits cavern, where fire based creatures prosper in the heat, and here is the sacred ground of the one and only… You you idiots get out of there!?!?
Sauna guy #1: Dammit, it was the only free sauna.
Zhlon: Too bad, bums, I booked this place, now bugger off before i squeeze your butts to nothingless.
Sauna guy #2: Holy ****, i don’t wanna get my arse squeezed, lets get the hell outta here!

Zhlon: Right, now. The heat is sweltering as we get deeper and deeper within the cavern, and… Wait a minute, why do you have a portable airconditioning!??!
Narr: It came along with the peanut-butter waffle.
Zhlon: What the @#$^#$@$@!!

Zhlon: I feel as tough i’m gonna melt in here… Dammit, its so hot.

Narr: Zhlon is nearly at her limits. Here’s my chance to earn big bucks.
Narr: I bet $300 that she collapses.
Zhlon: Thank god i have this portable fan, otherwise, I would have died already.
Nar: Wth, cool! Where the… Nooo, my money!

Zhlon: Now, we are at Ifrit’s crater, where if we manage to interview and defeat him, we can just teleport outta here, lets get this over with quick… Wait, what’s this?
*Picks up note*

Zhlon: Nuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooo… Its so flipping hotttt…
Narr: Do we wait here, and watch you burn alive, or do we try to escape, and still see you burn alive outside?
Zhlon: I prefer to use this… remote control.
Nar: Zzzwhat?
Zhlon: Btw, did i meantion the ship has an auto pilot system?
Narr: Dang, now i can’t see her burst into flames and get revenge for all she did to me…
Zhlon: Here goes! *Beep beep*

Narr: Well isn’t this dandy. The ship crashed at the top of the craven, and exploded.
Zhlon: Hey, who didn’t refuel it?
Refuel guy #1: Not me.
Refuel guy #2: Nor me.
Refuel guy #3: Nay, tis’ unspeakable doom was not thou’s treatory!
Zhlon: Then who… Time to call in the speciallist.

Veggie: After my analasys, I found some bubble gum, a tube of pringals, some fingerprints on the fuel tank, and a strand of hair. And all of these point to…
Zhlon: I knew it! It was the…
Veggie: Zhlon.
Zhlon: meee…. Huh? Wait, how can this be?
Well, from the evidence, i concluded this happened:

Veggie: In an attempt to disturb the Narrator, who messed up your shirt with a peanut butter-filled-waffle, you tried to burn the fuel tank while he was the only person inside doing his Narrator perposal to the other Narrators of other Languages. But It failed, as you put the matchstick in a slightly closed pringals tube, which managed to extinguish the flames by accidentilly closing the lid. How ever, you ran too fast and got a strand of hair stuck to the lid of the pringals tube. You also forgot to wear gloves to prevent your fingerprints from being revealed.
Narr: What about the gum?
Veggie: It was just a fresh stick i found lying on the floor.

Zhlon: No, not yet! You can’t drag me to the cell yet, im not done with this interview! I’ll be back with a new interview… and a new narator… SOON! You’d better watch out, Narry!
Narr: Oh psshaw. After all, how can a great narrator, like be, be accused of such a petty act?

*2 weeks later*
Zhlon: On second thoughts, I still like tormenting j00, so I’ll just deduct your pay, big time. And made you owe the mentos company a huge sum of money.
Narr: How much.
Zhlon: Just a measly… 30k million gils. Should be enough for a ‘great Narrator’ like you,eh?
Narr: You’d better watch out…